See Christmas Delivery Cutoffs
Abusive Sweet Card
  • Abusive Sweet Card
  • Abusive Sweet Card
  • Abusive Sweet Card

Abusive Sweet Card

Happy f*cking whatever

In Stock

£4.99$6.99€5.99 £3.99$5.99€4.99

20% off

Express Delivery Available. Select at Checkout.

Added to basket!

Abusive Sweet Card
We can wrap this. Select at basket.
Love it as much as we do?
  • Birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries – it's the card for every occasion
  • Contains a pod filled with sexy gold covered chocolate
  • Puerile and abusive, yet subtle and stylish
  • Cheeky message hidden beneath the chocolate
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Celebrate (or put a massive downer on) someone's special day with the Abusive Sweet Card.

Classy, sweary and exquisitely non-specific – this cheeky gift card has plenty of room to write a heartfelt message, and includes a pod full of shimmery gold chocolates to sweeten up the recipient.

Birthdays, Christmas, Baby Showers – it's going to spend a week on a shelf with a bunch of other cheesy cards... then go straight in the bin. What's the use? Happy f*cking whatever.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

More detail and specification

1 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Hilarious game that lets you scream absurdity and sexual slang references at your friends"
    Sam - 2nd of March, 2018