Celebrate (or put a massive downer on) someone's special day with the Abusive Sweet Card.
Classy, sweary and exquisitely non-specific – this cheeky gift card has plenty of room to write a heartfelt message, and includes a pod full of shimmery gold chocolates to sweeten up the recipient.
Birthdays, Christmas, Baby Showers – it's going to spend a week on a shelf with a bunch of other cheesy cards... then go straight in the bin. What's the use? Happy f*cking whatever.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.