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Abusive Christmas Cards
  • Abusive Christmas Cards
  • Abusive Christmas Cards
  • Abusive Christmas Cards

Abusive Christmas Cards

Cut to the fucking chase

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  • Christmas cards that tell it how it is
  • The recipient probably does deserve a Merry Fucking Christmas after all
  • Left blank inside for your scribbling pleasure
  • Comes in a set of six, that should cover everyone


Classical oil paintings of the nativity scene? Twee jokey doodles about sprouts? A bumper sized box of puppy-wearing-Christmas-hat cards you got from the supermarket? Yeah, those kinda cards will do in a pinch, but do they REALLY express what kind of Christmas you want your lucky recipient to have?

No, of course not. Because nowhere but Firebox has the balls to sell something so brazen and uncensored.

Each of the six cards in this festive, expletive-laden set are emblazoned with the phrase ‘MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS’ again and again, to really hammer the message in. Mmm, just look at that gold foilyness. Classy.

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Perfect cards for the right person. "
    - 22nd of January, 2020
  • "Every year for the last 28 years I have produced my own Christmas card."
    - 4th of January, 2020
  • "Another Fine Christmas product to show the loved ones my Christmas Joy !!!!"
    - 21st of November, 2019
  • "They summed it up with gusto!! 😇"
    - 14th of January, 2019
  • "Love these! "
    - 22nd of November, 2018