Classical oil paintings of the nativity scene? Twee jokey doodles about sprouts? A bumper sized box of puppy-wearing-Christmas-hat cards you got from the supermarket? Yeah, those kinda cards will do in a pinch, but do they REALLY express what kind of Christmas you want your lucky recipient to have?
No, of course not. Because nowhere but Firebox has the balls to sell something so brazen and uncensored.
Each of the six cards in this festive, expletive-laden set are emblazoned with the phrase ‘MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS’ again and again, to really hammer the message in. Mmm, just look at that gold foilyness. Classy.