Abusive Balloons

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Abusive Balloons
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  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

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70 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Balloons that deliver precisely the right message. Fun fact, incredibly loud when they explode unexpectedly days later at 3am"
    Chris - 21st of August, 2017
  • "Perfect gift for my bitter friends birthday party."
    Alex - 9th of August, 2017
  • "These were a total hit on my friends birthday and we did gets lots of giggles"
    Parastou - 10th of February, 2017
  • "A gift for a very sarcastic friend...he'll hate them! ;)"
    Nicola - 19th of December, 2016
  • "Loved the look on my flatmates face when he came home to these. Not sure if he was laughing because it was funny or to keep from crying."
    Emma - 26th of September, 2016

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