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Abusive Balloons

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Abusive Balloons
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  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath


Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

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99 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Brilliant service, will use again"
    - 24th of June, 2020
  • "Love these, I find them hilarious "
    - 11th of June, 2020
  • "Absolutly amazing! I did my birthday party and aall my friends were asking where i get those balloons!JUST perfect!!"
    - 5th of June, 2020
  • "Absolutely perfect for an 18th birthday party, which had to be held at a social distance in the car park outside our flats"
    - 2nd of June, 2020
  • "Excellent. Sent one of the balloons to a friend of their birthday. They loved it. I love the balloons. Definitely worth the buy. "
    - 27th of May, 2020