Abusive Balloons

Guaranteed to deflate
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68 reviews
Really undermine someone's big day
Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
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Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.


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Please Note:
  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)
Product Features:
  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
    • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
    • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
    • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath
  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Customer reviews
"These were a total hit on my friends birthday and we did gets lots of giggles"
Parastou - 10th of February, 2017
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