- Really undermine someone's big day
- Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
- A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
- Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
Balloons. What's the use?
On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"
On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.
Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.
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Average 4.5/5 stars
"Balloons that deliver precisely the right message. Fun fact, incredibly loud when they explode unexpectedly days later at 3am"
Chris - 21st of August, 2017
"Perfect gift for my bitter friends birthday party."
Alex - 9th of August, 2017
"These were a total hit on my friends birthday and we did gets lots of giggles"
Parastou - 10th of February, 2017
"A gift for a very sarcastic friend...he'll hate them! ;)"
Nicola - 19th of December, 2016
"Loved the look on my flatmates face when he came home to these. Not sure if he was laughing because it was funny or to keep from crying."
Emma - 26th of September, 2016