Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons

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Abusive Balloons
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  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath

Description

Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

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86 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Aye, these tickled my tits at my dad's 70th. Perfect."
    - 6th of February, 2019
  • "Absolutely amazing!!! I bought these for my 18th birthday and I can’t wait to use them. They’re so funny and I love them "
    - 5th of February, 2019
  • "Cool product, pricy for the amount of balloons supplied though."
    - 23rd of January, 2019
  • "These were a big hit. Everyone wanted to know where I got them."
    - 22nd of December, 2018
  • "Worst balloons ever. Abused me on my own birthday and made me feel old and insecure. 5 stars obviously "
    - 22nd of October, 2018

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