Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons
  • Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons

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Abusive Balloons
Love it as much as we do?
  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath


Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

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81 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Birthday boy loved em, party was okay"
    Michael - 8th of August, 2018
  • "As stated on the tin, abusive and effective "
    Kerrie Davies - 1st of August, 2018
  • "Perfection."
    Camy - 18th of June, 2018
  • "These were fun, but I couldn’t find any shops that would fill them with helium. Quite I expensive for what they are."
    Rosie - 11th of June, 2018
  • "Got those for the 30th birthday of a friend - Quality: 5/5, Fly duration with Helium: 5/5 (~8hrs), The look on his face: 10/5. "
    Sophie - 17th of May, 2018