We don’t sell the A Clockwork Orange Gnome anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Garden gnomes. Innocent ceramic dwarves sat out on the lawn minding their own business, just keeping up appearances. But when night falls and they no longer have to be seen pushing around wheelbarrows, sitting on toadstools and "fishing" – what do these little guys get up to?

Indulging in a spot of ultra-violence down by the canal perhaps? A bit of the old "in-out" at the local abandoned theatre? Or just kicking back with some lovely, lovely Ludwig van.

This A Clockwork Orange Gnome is the sociopathic delinquent alter-ego of everyone's favourite garden ornament. Hand-painted with black military boots, white overalls and fake eyelashes – it's ready for a night of adventure with the other neighbourhood droogs.

So what’s it going to be then, eh? Make up your rassadooks and get yourself one of these delightful gnomey womes.

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Garden gnomes. Innocent ceramic dwarves sat out on the lawn minding their own business, just keeping up appearances. But when night falls and they no longer have to be seen pushing around wheelbarrows, sitting on toadstools and "fishing" – what do these little guys get up to?

Indulging in a spot of ultra-violence down by the canal perhaps? A bit of the old "in-out" at the local abandoned theatre? Or just kicking back with some lovely, lovely Ludwig van.

This A Clockwork Orange Gnome is the sociopathic delinquent alter-ego of everyone's favourite garden ornament. Hand-painted with black military boots, white overalls and fake eyelashes – it's ready for a night of adventure with the other neighbourhood droogs.

So what’s it going to be then, eh? Make up your rassadooks and get yourself one of these delightful gnomey womes.