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<title>Star Wars Mimobots -  from &#163;14.99</title>
<description>Why store valuable data and Death Star plans on flimsy CDs when you use classic Star Wars characters that double up as USB memory sticks?  Ultra-cool and highly collectable, Mimobots make other storage solutions look about as hip as a pile of womp rat droppings!</description>
<longdescription>  New: C-3PO   A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some Yoda-brained boffin created a few USB memory sticks resembling some of the greatest heroes and villains in the classic Star Wars universe. And now, thanks to our intrepid product scouts, these limited edition gadgets are here on Fireboxooine.    Star Wars Mimobots are ultra-cool, highly collectable little gizmos that make rival storage solutions look about as impressive as Hayden Christensen's acting. Standing just over 2&quot; tall, these cutesy characters are as eye-catching as they are functional.     Remove the Stormtrooper's helmet to reveal his physog, there is a 50/50 chance that the face is either that of Luke or Han in disguise, from Episode IV!                          Stormtrooper50/50 chance it's Luke or Han (Limited Edition)   Jawa   R2-D2   Obi Wan Kenobi   New: Darth Vader          Cool desktop wallpapers, icons and more included!   2GB in capacity, Star Wars Mimobots are ideal for storing, safeguarding and transporting all kinds of data -  from Death Star plans and rebel base schematics to more mundane things such as spreadsheets, music files and photos of Princess Leia in that golden metal bikini. Rrrrr! Simply pop one in the nearest USB port (Mac or PC) and drag and drop your files.    Most impressive? You'd better believe it because each Mimobot is also preloaded with a few nuggets of exclusive Star Wars content (wallpapers, avatars, videos and soundbites) that can be erased or transferred for posterity/disk space. These are the memory sticks you're looking for!   </longdescription>
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<title>Star Wars Adult Bath Robes - &#163;49.99</title>
<description>The Force is strong with you, but you are not a Jedi yet. No worries, just slip into one of our 100% cotton velour Star Wars Bath Robes (officially licensed by Lucas Films we might add). Featuring large hoods, wide sleeves, sash belts and Jedi/Imperial logos, these are the dressing gowns you're looking for!</description>
<longdescription>      The Imperial logo   A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Jedi Council decreed that their default costume should resemble a brown dressing gown. Imperial mischief makers were similarly dippy, opting for the same thing in black. Fast forward (or rewind, or whatever) a few gazillion years and their sartorial stupidity is your good fortune because these high quality bath robes looks just like regulation Jedi/Imperial clobber.     Possibly the greatest garments in the galaxy, our officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes are made from soft 100% cotton velour with an embroidered Star Wars/Imperial logo. Featuring large hoods to conceal your straggly ponytail, wide sleeves to conceal your robotic hand and a sash belt to conceal your Jedi weapon (yes, the loofah) these adult size robes are certainly not for younglings. Slip into the Imperial version and you'll be unable to stop cackling as you make a proper Palpatine of yourself.       The Jedi logo   We could go on about the practicalities of Star Wars Bath Robes, but seeing as you'll be too busy wearing yours to fancy dress do's and re-enacting iconic Star Wars moments in the khazi, we won't bother. All yours for #49.98. Actually, call it #52.99. We are altering the deal, pray we don't alter it any further   </longdescription>
<product_id>2624</product_id>
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<title>Pebble Portable Charger - &#163;39.99</title>
<description>Deliver iPhones, Flips, Muvi Atoms and other USB-friendly gizmos from dead battery hell with this small but insanely powerful portable charger that holds enough juice to charge an iPhone battery four times over. Don't leave home without it!</description>
<longdescription>  Portebble   There's really no excuse for running out of juice. And although that sentence rhymes, we'll resist the temptation to write this limerick styley because the Pebble Portable Charger is no joke. Indeed, this emergency juicer-upper is a serious bit of kit for anyone who owns an iPhone/iPod, Flip, Muvi Atom or any other USB-friendly gizmo. And that means you!    Despite its pocket-snuggling dimensions, the rubbery Pebble houses a meaty 5000mA battery. Impressed? You should be because the iPhone 3G's battery is 1200mA, which means the itty bitty Pebble holds sufficient oomph to charge it four times over! In fact when it comes to power storage this smart oojamiflip beats similarly priced chargers hands down.      USB powered, this soon-to-be essential travelling companion even features a nifty charge indicator so you can see how much juice you're packing. Take it to festivals, on Jack Bauer-style days out, or simply pop it in your pocket wherever you may roam. Juicy, real juicy!      Included connectors: iPhone/iPod, Sony Ericsson, Mini USB, Nokia and Micro USB       </longdescription>
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<title>VW Camper Van Tent - &#163;299.99</title>
<description>If you're going to San Francisco, or even Glastonbury, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair because anything goes in this groovy four-man, twin room tent. Why? 'Cos it's a full-size, officially licensed replica of the iconic 1965 Vee-Dub Camper Van adored by hippies galore during the Summer of Love. </description>
<longdescription>  Watch us pop it up and take it for a spin!   If you love music, mud and Mother Nature you're probably heading to a camp site at some point this summer. But why take shelter in some dull, conventional tent when you can recreate the Summer of Love in the hippie-tastic VW Camper Van Tent.     Officially licensed, this stunning four-man (or lady, natch) tent is a luxe, full-size replica of the iconic 1965 VW Camper Van synonymous with 60s counterculture. It's so evocative you can almost hear the Mamas and the Papas singing California Dreamin' every time you feast your eyes on its beautifully breadloaf-ish form. Indeed we half expected Mama Cass to tumble out when we first saw this groovy Vee-Dub. You'll be the envy of the campsite!      View from behind and the side (with doors rolled open)   But there's more to this highly realistic pretend hippie/surfermobile than mere good looks. Just like its vehicular counterpart you can stand up inside &ndash; handy if you don't fancy crawling around on your hands and knees after a day at the main stage. What's more its fabric roof and sides are 3000mm and 1000mm respectively &ndash; mighty impressive, especially when you consider British Military spec is only 800mm (and we consider things like that quite a lot).      Spot the coolest tent!      In the VW showroom!   Factor in two zip-separated double-size rooms, allowing couples to sleep/knit yoghurt/spread the love in private, plus an outer that can be put up first to offer some shelter as you erect the other bits and bobs, and you're looking at the greatest thing to hit the world of boho living since&hellip; well, since the original VW Camper Van. All together now, 'If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to take your Vee-Dub Camper Tent&hellip;'    Colours available:                           New: Peppermint Green       Red       Blue      Dimensions:  Two separate compartments (Each can sleep 2 adults &ndash; four overall)  </longdescription>
<product_id>3644</product_id>
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<title>TRU VIRTU Wallet Oyster Series - &#163;29.99</title>
<description>These lightweight aluminium cases are extremely tough &ndash; protecting your coins, cash and cards from dirt, moisture, electromagnetic radiation, illegal RFID-scanning and other outside influences.</description>
<longdescription>When it comes to keeping your cards and cash safe and secure, you could fold them up in a bit of cowskin. After all, we've been doing the same thing for hundreds of years. Why change? Well no reason... only that technology, taste and materials have come a long way since our ancestors tanned their first leather pouch. So why not make like it's the 21st century and keep your important stuff in something suitably up to date?        A place for your cards...      ...flip the Oyster over...      ...a place for your cash    The TRU VIRTU Wallet Oyster Series is a range of formed aluminium cases that'll hold everything from coins to credit cards. Lightweight and incredibly sturdy it'll protect them from dust, dirt and moisture; but more importantly, from electromagnetic radiation, illegal RFID-scanning and other outside influences &ndash; not something our ancestors had to worry about.     The Oyster is also the first aluminium case to offer two completely separate areas for cash and cards. Press the buttons on the front edge to open either of the compartments. It's perfect for keeping business cards and other loose items in place while you whip out your change.        Colours available (From L-R): Red, Black, Silver, Blue and Taupe   Anodised in a range of colours, there's an Oyster to suit all tastes. So whether you're a suited and booted business bod, or a tech geek in your comfy scruffs, you can enjoy this thoroughly modern twist on a pocket classic. It's your round! 				</longdescription>
<product_id>4887</product_id>
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<title>Dragon APX Frameless Goggles - &#163;154.99</title>
<description>Visually stunning in every sense, these ground-breaking ski and board goggles are completely frameless, offering unparalleled peripheral vision, supreme comfort and uber stylish good looks.</description>
<longdescription>  The Infinity Lens gives you an uninterupted view and increased peripheral vision   As well as looking incredibly ungainly, most ski and board goggles cut out a fair amount of your peripheral vision. And flimsy performance sunglasses simply don't cut the fondue when it comes to sub-zero, snow-splattered conditions. It's gotta be goggles all the way. So why not go minimalist next time you hit the chairlift with a pair of ludicrously cool Dragon APX Goggles.     Despite their radical all-lens appearance, APXs are actually state-of-the-art wintersports goggles. The difference is they are completely frameless, so you'll look like a cyborg Bono every time you rocket down the slopes. How so? Well unlike regular goggles the APX's face-hugging triple-layer foam surround is on the inside, covered by a vast expanse of gleaming lens. Clever, eh!      Easy to change the lenses:                           Use index finger and thumb to pull the lens from the frame       Remove lens from left to right       Push new lens in using the clips starting from the middle      But it's not all about aesthetics (although it kind of is) because thanks to Infinity Lens Technology these revolutionary goggles offer increased peripheral vision &ndash; sideways, upways, downways, anyways. 'Ooh, big moguls!'       Supplied with a hard case to protect your goggles when not in use   Tested to the max at Dragon's 12,000ft R&D cabin in Colorado, APXs are capable of withstanding the harshest, most technically demanding conditions and feature Super Anti Fog Technology that is said to last twice as long as other anti-fog goggles. The ionized lenses even react to light levels so you can continue tearing up the slopes when everyone else has gone for a massage. Is that good or bad? What's more, armoured venting prevents moisture being absorbed into the foam surround.      (L-R): Available in Blue Steel Ionised and Red Ionised with Jet Frame   Available in two colours, Red Ion and Blue Steel (insert Zoolander joke as required), Dragon APX Goggles come with a bonus yellow tinted lens, ideal for Low Light, Blizzardy & White out conditions. We'll even throw in a hard-wearing case so you can keep your precious goggles safe when you're stumbling round some apres ski bar, gluhweined to the max. Can't see where you're skiing? Should've gone to Firebox!   </longdescription>
<product_id>4526</product_id>
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<title>Silver Plated Love Heart - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>Candy is dandy but it's just too tempting to ignore. So thank goodness everyone's favourite retro sweetie has now been lovingly immortalised in silver.  The perfect way to show sweethearts exactly how you feel without seeing your gift gobbled down.</description>
<longdescription>Showing someone special that you really care isn't always easy. Ludicrously expensive trinkets are good (actually, let's face it, they're really good) but we're not all made of money. And even if you are, money can't (necessarily) buy you love. So how do you strike that perfect balance between ironic petrol station carnations and OTT, P Diddy-style bling bling? Easy, you present the object of your desire with a gorgeous Sterling Silver-Plated Love Heart.    Yes, romance fans, these incredibly cute sterling silver-plated gifts are modelled on the classic sweeties that we all larked about with during detention. And although it isn't edible it's bound to bring the memories flooding back.    Beautifully crafted, the Love Heart is an ideal way to say you know what - whether it's for the first time or the umpteenth time. Indeed it's so romantic we were expecting fireworks to erupt amidst a crescendo of orchestral strings the minute we opened the plush presentation box.    Best of all both the Silver-Plated Love Heart evokes innocent memories of that first crush, those frantic (well, all right, desperate) kiss chases round the playground and solo slow dances at the end-of-term disco (or was that just us?). The difference is it's a lot more appealing than scrawling 'My friend fancies U' on a scratty exercise book.  Opening the box:        Although telling someone how you feel is awkward when you're a sweet-chomping whippersnapper, it's even harder when you're a gadget-loving grown-up (well, you're on this site, aren't you?). So why go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you" when you can express the sentiment just as eloquently with a gleaming Love Heart. Aw, bless!  </longdescription>
<product_id>1187</product_id>
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<title>USB Microscope - &#163;49.99</title>
<description>Put anything you fancy under the microscope with this USB-powered optical instrument that magnifies objects (from 20x to 200x) and records its zoomtastic findings as photos and videos on your PC. 'Waiter, there's an aphid on my Nik Nak!'</description>
<longdescription>  Linnea examines a 20p   Have you ever wondered what a biscuit crumb looks like up close? And we mean really, really close. Or how about a toenail clipping? Or a flea? Or a flea eating a biscuit crumb on a toenail clipping? If you have (and what busy executive clock watcher hasn't?) then you need the fascinating USB Microscope.      This smart USB-powered instrument lets you zoom in (from 20x and 200x) on any object you fancy. And thanks to its accompanying software you can record your findings as photos and videos on your PC. Hold it like a pen or pop it on its smart little desktop stand. It even boasts an internal white LED to illuminate objects to the max. You'll never be bored at your desk again.                                Plug in and install software       Place subject under microscope       Check out the view      Click to try:                            Bank Note       Denim       Firebox Catalogue       Our lovely carpet   If by any chance you do tire of examining flecks of lint, mouldy crackers, egg stains and flakes of dandruff, you can always don a white coat, dim the lights and pretend you're Bruce Banner, her off the X Files or even Quincy. Asking colleagues to 'come take a look at this!' with wide-eyed amazement is entirely optional.     Time wasting aside, the USB Microscope really is a highly sophisticated bit of kit with loads of serious applications for students, collectors and science freaks. Use it to examine jewellery, documents, coins, banknotes, your best friend's failing follicles - the possibilities are endless.        Chris' favourite pet, Antony   Thanks to its ability to collate and display what it sees on your computer screen this titchy gizmo doubles up as a brilliant presentation aid: 'Here ve see zee photo of zee spinach discovered at vorteen hundred hours between our subject's vront teeth.'    A fantastic gift for budding boffins and ceaselessly curious screen monkeys, the USB Microscope is one gadget you'll use again and again, whether you're zooming in on animal, vegetable, mineral or unknown sample discovered deep within your sock. So get ordering - it's time to think small. Really, really small.  </longdescription>
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<title>WiFi Bathroom Scales - &#163;119.00</title>
<description>Serious about your bod? Then you need to step on these revolutionary bathroom scales that automatically beam your weight, fat mass and body mass index to your computer or iPhone. You can then track your results wherever you may roam via a feature-laden website or free app. Weigh-hay!</description>
<longdescription>    Backlit graphical screen(On new White version)   Back in the bad old days, people would weigh themselves using clonkity contraptions counter-balanced by boulders, pebbles and stegosaurus eggs. Okay, they didn't, but we've been too busy playing with this revolutionary set of WiFi Bathroom Scales to research the history of weighing machines.       Jason Wroe lost a quarter of his body weight using the scales. Read the  Daily Mail story   Ultra sleek, this tempered-glass and aluminium gizmo automatically records your weight, fat mass and BMI (body mass index) every time you step on it. But here's the clever bit: it beams the info to your computer or iPhone over your WiFi connection, so you can track your results wherever you may roam via a password protected website or free iPhone app. You can even sync with Google Health and share your progress (or lack of) via email, Twitter or Facebook. Weigh-hay!                               Step on and it sends the info to your online account via WiFi...       Keep an eye on your weight/fat/BMI       Download the free app for your iPhone to compare at the gym!     The WiFi Scale is also compatible with online coaching programs such as Daily Burn and iPhone apps like RunKeeper and WeightBot. You'll be so busy monitoring your data you might even forget about those doughnuts in the cupboard. Result!      L-R: Black and new White version   Ideal for dieters, gym bunnies, athletes or anyone remotely health conscious, the WiFi Scale is a doddle to use, and its accompanying online browser is rammed with handy features. Step on this wafer-thin slice of tech just once and in a matter of seconds your computer will know more about your body than you do. Faced with this easy-to-follow mountain of info you can't help but be motivated to the max.      Sarah is on the right track now after that little blip in October!   It's not all about you though. This family-friendly gadget is capable of tracking and storing data for as many as eight users. And get this: it even knows who's standing on it. No, really. It uses previously recorded data to identify each user. Uncanny or what.     Once you've logged into your account you can compare your stats with the 'ideal' figures for someone of your age and body type. You can also add notes about your fitness regime and what you've eaten each day. It's as easy as&hellip;er, pie. Indeed, if this doesn't put you on the road to rude health, nothing will. So what are you waiting for? Step on it!      Sleek and stylish design </longdescription>
<product_id>2625</product_id>
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<title>Putty Monsters - &#163;9.99</title>
<description>Can you reshape a race of squishy squashy aliens and restore Planet Flobulon to its former glory? Find out with Putty Monsters(R), highly collectable thingummies that can be moulded into millions of monstery shapes. But hurry, you'll need to upload photographic evidence to the Supreme Flobulon Archive before your Monster melts! </description>
<longdescription>  Invented by Tom Spring,winner of Firebox Inventor 2010   Calling all Earthlings! Thousands of squishy squashy aliens have plopped, splatted and oozed their way onto our planet &ndash; and they need your help! Their name? Putty Monsters. Their aim? To get back into shape &ndash; literally, because thanks to a seriously depressing cataclysm on the Planet Flobulon, these bizarre thingummies have been reduced to shapeless blobs!    Confused? You should be because Putty Monsters are amongst the craziest collectable critters we've ever seen. Your job is to squish, squeeze, fold and mould 'em into suitably monstery shapes, then upload photos of your handiwork to the Supreme Flobulon Archive at www.puttymonsters.com before your monster melts. Yes, melts, because Putty Monsters are made from a totally unique mottled glunge that holds its shape for only a few minutes. From masterpiece to blob in one afternoon? Absolutely!      Squish, fold and mould 'em into suitably monstery shapes    You get a pair of eyes and 70g of putty to create your Putty Monster(R)    We realise this all sounds utterly hatstand but we feel a craze a-coming. Why? Well for starters Putty Monsters are blind-packed so you never know what skin/eye colour combo you are going to get. There are five different skin/eye colours (two common, two rare and one ultra rare) and you even get a cool tin to carry your creature around in, for monster-making on the move.                               Mould the putty into your monster       Take a photo       Upload your images to the www.puttymonsters.com site       Comes in a handy storage tin and nice packaging   If you don't fancy reshaping Flobulon by uploading snaps and adding comments to the interactive online database, you can still have hours of fun moulding your tactile blob into countless ridiculous shapes. 'Hmm&hellip;today I think you should have tentacles, horns and a trunk.' You get the idea.     Exclusive to Firebox, Putty Monsters are seriously addictive no matter how infantile you happen to be. Best of all, the most popular monsters uploaded to the site will be brought back to life on the Planet Flobulon. So we hear. What are you waiting for? Start squishing!     The 5 putty colours and 5 eye colours are packed in random combinations - rare Pink putty with common Blue eyes... common Green putty with ultra rare Lavender eyes...  there are 25 possibilities and you won't know which you've got until you open the box! Putty Colours                  CommonGreen   CommonBlue   RareLightgreen   RarePink   Ultra RareOrange   Eye Colours                  CommonGreen eyes   CommonBlue eyes   RareGrey eyes   RareBrown eyes   Ultra RareLavender eyes    </longdescription>
<product_id>2702</product_id>
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<title>Desktop Space Coaster - &#163;24.99</title>
<description>This build-it-yourself rollercoaster kit contains everything you need to send your marbles on the ride of their lives, with a loop-the-loop and gravity-defying twists and turns.</description>
<longdescription>  Follow the step by step guide to help you build the Space Coaster!   Life can be pretty dull for a marble. Spending its whole life jangling about in a bag, occasionally taken out, just to be lobbed at its friends... there's not much in the way of excitement. With this in mind, you can imagine the look on their shiny little faces as they whizz at white-knuckle speed around the Desktop Space Coaster.   	 Brilliant for kids and grown-ups alike, this flat-packed build-it-yourself rollercoaster kit contains everything you need to send the supplied steel marbles on the ride of their lives. With a loop-the-loop, gravity-defying bends and a motorised spiral elevator to carry the marbles back to the top of the track, the fun just runs and runs!       The balls will continue to go round and round the Space Coaster until the battery runs out!   </longdescription>
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<title>Beardski - &#163;24.99</title>
<description>A ski mask and fake beard in one; this spectacular accessory will make you look like the most experienced man on the slopes. Even if you're a woman.</description>
<longdescription>  One size fits everyone!   Hit the piste like Grizzly Adams' gung-ho nephew with your very own Beardski. Part insulating ski mask, part fake beard; these spectacular accessories will make you look like the most experienced man on the slopes &ndash; whether you're skiing, snowboarding or just watching the world go by.       Colours available (from L-R): Prospector, Biker, Zeke, Pirate and Viking     Stand out on the slopes   As well as looking like you're slowly eating a badger, the Beardski is remarkably good at keeping out the cold. Made from cosy thermal fleece with a waterproof neoprene lining, it'll be sure to keep your chin toasty when you're pelting down a black run. And speaking of chins, these one-size-fits-all wonders can be worn by absolutely anybody. So if you've ever wanted to feel like the old man of the mountain, or just need somewhere to hide your snacks, whip on a Beardski and ignore the funny looks. They're just jealous.</longdescription>
<product_id>5058</product_id>
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<title>Grippy Pad - &#163;6.99</title>
<description>Like a gecko's feet, this advanced silicon material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard and place your items on top.	</description>
<longdescription>Just like a gecko's amazing feet, the Grippy Pad will hold all sorts of things in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight.     By some marvel of manufacturing (don't ask) this advanced silicone material grips everything from iPads to Sat Navs. Just slap it on your dashboard and place your items on top. Like magic, they'll be held in place!      Colours available (from L-R): Grey, Black, Clear and Red   Resistant to water, high temperatures and sunlight, it's perfectly at home on your dashboard. And it never needs replenishing &ndash; when the stickiness begins to wear off, just wipe it with a damp towel and it'll be as good as new. We're not sure if this works for geckos, too. </longdescription>
<product_id>5078</product_id>
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<title>Wild Hibiscus Flowers -  from &#163;11.99</title>
<description>Plop one of these syrupy buds into a glass of something fizzy and watch in amazement as the bubbles cause it to blossom into a gorgeous edible flower that tastes like rhubarb and raspberry. Flower power? Absolutely.</description>
<longdescription>  Flower power   There are several ways to enliven a glass of champagne but popping in a Wild Hibiscus Flower makes your average Kir Royale seem about as exciting as a pint of flat shandy. And that's because these amazing edible buds actually bloom into flowers when dropped in anything bubbly. Amazing!     Each jar contains eleven blooms floating in a sweet, pinkish syrup. Simply place one in your champagne flute, pour in some of the syrup and then fill up with champers, sparkling wine or anything else with a bit of fizz. You can even use sparkling water.      As billions of bubbles stream off the bud it gradually opens up into a spectacular, crown-shaped flower. And when you've quaffed your champagne you can eat the booze-soaked bloom. No, really! It has a delicious raspberry and rhubarb flavour that complements champagne to perfection. What's more, because the syrup is so delicately sweet, you can add more or less to suit your taste. Cheers!                                Put flower in glass       Add your bubbly       Enjoy!       Just pour over the bloom   Grown in Australia, Wild Hibiscus Flowers are the best reason to open a bottle of champers since Bucks Fizz won Eurovision (well that skirt-pulling thing was quite impressive) and we guarantee party-goers will be gobsmacked when they see these exotic blooms in action. Use them at weddings, christenings, birthday parties - whenever.       To be honest, we find these bizarre delicacies so entrancing, not to mention scoffable, we can't resist breaking out the bubbly for the most trivial of reasons -post arriving on time, Westlife being knocked off the top of the charts etc. - and we're sure you'll feel the same. So get ordering. And don't forget: we provide the flowers, you provide the fizz. Bottoms up!   </longdescription>
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<title>Fitbit Ultra - &#163;79.99</title>
<description>Carry a personal trainer, dietician, lifestyle coach and motivational guru with you 24/7 &ndash; all inside a gadget no bigger than a packet of chewing gum.</description>
<longdescription>  The screen shows 6 pieces of information about your days activity   Getting fit used to mean cutting out the cake and jogging until our bottom stopped wobbling. But thanks to the Fitbit Ultra we can all carry a personal trainer, dietician, lifestyle coach and motivational guru with us 24/7. And all inside a gadget no bigger than a packet of chewing gum.     	 Clipped to your pocket or belt, the Fitbit Ultra logs all of your activity over the course of the day. An advanced accelerometer tracks the number of steps you've taken, stairs you've climbed, miles you've run and calories you've burned. You can even wear it at night to track your sleep pattern!        Clips tightly onto your pocket      Upload your data to your private Fitbit account      As small as a pack of chewing gum!   Preloaded with all of your personal settings, it'll even notice when you've been sitting still for too long. Which of course, won't do at all. If it thinks you're slacking, Fitbit will chirpily keep you on the fitness wagon with a series of messages on its glowing screen. Including 'vamos', 'start moving', 'come on' and more, it's all the motivation you need to stretch your legs and get your heart pumping again.        Keep track on the move      Two colours available (From L-R): Plum and Blue      Charges via the included USB dock     All of which is terribly handy. But the real magic happens when you upload all of this data to www.fitbit.com. Saved on your private account, you can track your activity over days, weeks and months. Fill in your personal details and it'll help you to work out your BMI, set fitness goals and even manage your diet. Keep it updated with the meals and snacks you've eaten and it'll advise if you need fewer or more calories per day to reach your goals. 'Another peanut butter sandwich, you say? Don't mind if I do...'     Packaging   The easy-to-use dashboard online helps you to access all sorts of important data in an instant. Download the Fitbit app to your iPhone or apple gadget and you can keep track of these details on the move. It'll even synchronise with similar apps and programs that you use, like RunKeeper, Lose It!, Endomondo and Microsoft Health Vault.      But listen to us harping on... if you had a Fitbit right now it would be merrily reminding you to do some star jumps or eat a banana (possibly). So what are you waiting for? For the same cost as a few hours with a fitness instructor, you could have access to all the advice you need to reach your ideal fitness and stay there. Vamos!</longdescription>
<product_id>4952</product_id>
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<title>Stylophone Original - &#163;17.99</title>
<description>The brilliantly bizarre, totally addictive instrument made famous by everyone's favourite paint-chucker is back, and it still sounds unlike anything else on earth. As used by luminaries such as Bowie, Pulp and St. Rolf himself, this pocket electronic organ is a musical legend. Skweeeal!</description>
<longdescription>  Skweeeall!!!  What is it with Rolf Harris and wacky instruments? If he's not assaulting our lugholes with his wobble board, he's blowing into his jumbo didgeridoo. And let's not even talk about those daft 'ahoo-aha-ha' breathing noises. Let us instead talk about Rolf's finest musical moment: his association with the legendary Stylophone. Why? Because the brilliantly bonkers Stylophone is back and it's just as entertaining as you remember.       Classic Stylophone box!   This &quot;electronic organ in your pocket&quot; was all the rage back in the 70s (3 million were sold apparently), and thanks to Rolf's (over) enthusiastic ad campaign, most of us assumed the beardy paint-chucker had actually invented it. He didn't, but he should have because the Stylophone was as inexplicably enthralling as Rolf himself!       Original vibrato feature    So what exactly is a Stylophone? Well, basically, this bizarre little battery-operated instrument is a box packed with transistors, resistors, diodes and other old-school electronic bits and bobs. The idea is to press the integral stylus against the various metal keys in order to close the circuit and emit a peculiar but unique squeal. Weeeeeeiii!       Control the volume   Change the sound   Plug in your mp3 player or headphones     Tweak your  wacky sounds even more!   This re-issued version is just the same as the original except you can now control the volume (phew!) and play along to your MP3 tracks (bizarre). There are even a couple of all-new Stylophone sounds and a vibrato knob. Bonza! And if you think the Stylophone is unfit for proper musos, think again. Luminaries as diverse as Bowie, Pulp, Kraftwerk and Marilyn Manson have all used the Stylophone to add a touch of whiny ethereal lunacy to their recordings.     Whether you owned one as a kid and can't remember where your mum hid it, or you're a first time fiddler in need of an ironic retro fix, the Stylophone Original is guaranteed to bemuse, amuse, irritate and fascinate.  Skweeeall!!!         Go on - give it a play! (Flash required)       </longdescription>
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<title>The Slanket - &#163;24.99</title>
<description>Loafers rejoice! Now you can stick two fingers up to heating bills, quite literally, because this gargantuan, ultra soft blanket has integrated sleeves, so you can use your hands without getting your arms cold. Your remote will love you for it.</description>
<longdescription>  Rik's got the cold shoulder!   Loafing around on the sofa is where it's at. But only if it's nice and warm. Unfortunately, what with this pesky credit crunch malarkey, heating a room costs about the same as fuelling up a 747 with liquid gold. So thank goodness for the Slanket.    This gigantic fleece blanket is soft, light and ludicrously snuggly. 'But so are most modern blankets,' we hear you yell. Well yes, but this quality slice of 100% polyester microfibres features large, loose sleeves so you can keep your entire body covered, arms 'n' all, and still use your hands. Clever, eh? Your remote will love you for it.        Oversized sleeves   Just think, no more cold arms when you need to grab your popcorn, wipe away the tears during an X Factor sob story or high five your flatmate following a hard fought Halo victory. Better still, you'll look a bit like a lounging Jedi knight or a recently unmasked phantom off Scooby Doo.     Swathing yourself in a Slanket means you can turn down the heating and stay toastie all over without having to hide under the duvet with legwarmers round your arms. Brilliant.       It's huge!   By way of an experiment we recently wrapped ourselves in Slankets and gave the sweaty-vested stokers down in the Firebox furnace the week off. The result? We were warm and cosy and saved a small fortune. Yes, our heads were a bit chilly but we were all out of balaclavas.    Machine washable, the Slanket is so comfy it's liable to completely sabotage your social life. But seeing as telly is so fantastic and nights out are so pricey, that can only be a good thing. In fact, getting up off the sofa once you're enveloped in its fleecy embrace is virtually impossible. Hands up who loves the Slanket!     Original Slanket Colours available:                       Lavender Pink   Purple   Alaskan Blue   Dark Blue   Ruby Wine    Chocolate Brown          Bruce Willis wears his Slanket with pride on the David Letterman Show    As worn and loved by Tina Fey in the US comedy '30 Rock'.     </longdescription>
<product_id>2249</product_id>
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<title>12" Android Plush - &#163;21.49</title>
<description>The latest in cuddly crossovers from the virtual world, this squeezable 3D version of Android's well-known logo is the perfect gift for any warm-hearted techie.</description>
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<product_id>3345</product_id>
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<title>Zippo Hand Warmer - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>Cold hands? Get your mitts round this ultra stylish hand warmer that produces ten times more heat than puny rivals and lasts up to 12 hours with a single filling of lighter fuel. It's like having a full-on fire in your pocket without the flames and mess. </description>
<longdescription>  Mmm... warmth   Cold hands, warm heart? What claptrap. If your hands are cold, everything else is brass monkeys too. That's why a decent hand warmer is just the ticket. But keeping warm and looking cool isn't easy. So thank goodness the ultra stylish Zippo Hand Warmer is such hot stuff!    Brought to you by the bods behind the world's most iconic lighter, this gleaming hand warmer looks like the kind of thing James Dean might have used to warm his mitts. But the Zippo is more than just a pretty face because it radiates serious heat without a flame, as it cleverly utilises a technique called catalytic combustion. It's like having a full-on fire in your pocket without all the coal, twigs and messy burny bits.      Warming bag   Thanks to a platinum catalysed glass fibre burner (no, not a clue), the gorgeously crafted Zippo can produce up to ten times more heat than rival hand warmers and lasts up to 12 hours with a single 12ml filling of lighter fuel. Amazing!     Operating the Zippo is easier than losing your gloves. Simply remove the lid, light the burner, wait for the clever indicator bar to turn red (there's no flame, remember), pop it back in its protective warming bag (this baby gets really hot) and Jack Frost's your second uncle twice removed. Mmm... instant warmth.      Now also available in black   Weighing in at a mere 272 grams, the Zippo is ideal for campers, skiers, fishermen, mountaineers, football fans, festival goers and anyone else prone to chilly mitts. Blowing into cupped hands? Bah! Fondling a Zippo is where it's at.    Surely the coolest way to stay warm in these chilly climes, the Zippo is destined to become the hand warmer of choice amongst sub-zero trend setters across the land. So hit the Buy button (assuming you can get your mittens off) and get your mitts on one pronto.                             Fill with lighter fluid       Ignite the burner       Place in protective warming bag   </longdescription>
<product_id>2618</product_id>
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<title>Super Mario Bros. Yoshi Plush  - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>Made from high quality materials, this plush Yoshi is the softest, most huggable dino you'll ever come across and a must for any Mario fan.</description>
<longdescription>  Great quality plush   What do Nintendo's iconic characters get up to when they're not busy saving the day (or spoiling it)? Well if these super soft plush toys are anything to go by, they go around giving top class hugs! Don't believe us? Give one a squeeze and you soon will &ndash; they're the softest things this side of Lakitu's cloud.     Mario's best mate Yoshi has only been around in the blink of an eye, compared to his cuddly counterparts. But that hasn't stopped the Super Mario Bros. Yoshi Plush from rocketing to the top of everyone's favourites list! Made from high quality materials, he's the softest, most huggable dino you'll ever come across (except maybe Barney) and a must for any Mario fan.</longdescription>
<product_id>3949</product_id>
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<title>USB Cassette Deck - &#163;89.99</title>
<description>Discover how appalling your musical taste was in 1985 with this USB-friendly double cassette deck that converts old audio tapes into pristine MP3s.  Digitizing old favourites has never been easier.  </description>
<longdescription>  Convert all your old tapes into digital music  Let's face it, audio tapes were rubbish. Yes, you could compile party mixes and pilfer the top 40 off the radio, but times change and the thought of waiting an eternity for a C90 to rewind or untangling a twisted C90 is about as appealing as listening to Chico duetting with Slipknot. So thank goodness you can digitize the music trapped on your old cassettes with the miraculous USB Cassette Deck.     Simply plug this double tape deck into your computer and you can start converting tapes into MP3s faster than you can say 'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar'. It's easier than the old 'Rec'+'Play' finger stretch.      Check the levels and adjust the gain  Suitably 80s-looking, the USB Cassette Deck has slow-opening doors (the slower the better back in the day) a tape counter and metal/CrO2 tape selector. And with two decks you can record from tape to tape for additional retro reminiscing.     Completely plug and play with no special drivers required, the USB Cassette Deck comes with idiot-proof Audacity and EZ Tape Converter software. This allows you to archive your recordings directly into iTunes&#174; in a few clicks. Just think, you could be listening to old mix tapes on your MP3 player or burning CDs of that ancient recording of your gran prattling on about the price of Spam.       Connects to your computer via USB    Includes Audacity Software (PC and Mac)    Once you start converting you'll be totally hooked. And when you eventually run out of tapes to digitize, you can bet your wonky spools friends and relatives will come a-knocking with their collections.      It really is amazing what you find on old cassettes. It's like rediscovering the soundtrack to your youth. And once you've converted them you can listen to all that previously trapped material without having to dig out a cassette player or put up with all that slow rewind business. So why pause? It's time to fast-forward to the future with a USB Cassette Deck.         </longdescription>
<product_id>1849</product_id>
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<title>Giant Gummi Bear - &#163;29.99</title>
<description>Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics and anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth!</description>
<longdescription>  The equivalent to loads of regular sized Gummi Bears   Quenching your Gummi Bear cravings is no mean feat when you consider how titchy the rubbery little fellas are. With this in mind, crazy confectioners have created a whole new breed of Gummi Bears, and by gum, they're ginormous!    If you've ever wondered what 6120 calories look like in chewy ursine form (and who hasn't), feast your eyes on the Giant Gummi Bear. Standing 24cm tall and weighing in at a diet-clobbering 2kg, this gelatinous lump of yumminess is equivalent to 1,400 regular sized Gummi Bears. In fact it's the world's largest. The dentist will see you now&hellip;     (The usual suspects from L-R) Giant Cherry, Giant Blue Raspberry, Giant Cola, Giant Orange and Gummi Large on a stick Blue Raspberry     Available in four mouth-watering flavours (cola, orange, cherry and blue raspberry) the Giant Gummi Bear is a fantastic pressie for anyone with Wonka-ish leanings and a sweet tooth of elephantine proportions.     Over the years we've seen loads of bears we'd love to invite round for a bite, including Yogi, Paddington, Bungle, Rupert and our own personal favourite, Dani. But nothing, repeat nothing, compares to chomping on one of these squidgy behemoths. Bear necessities? Not really, but they don't half taste good!   </longdescription>
<product_id>2560</product_id>
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<title>Star Wars Darth Vader Golf Club Cover - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>You don't know the power of the Dark Side of the Force &ndash; especially on your golf swing &ndash; until you've got the Lord of the Sith watching your clubs.</description>
<longdescription>  Cover your club with the dark side   Have you strayed over to the dark side of the green?  Par far, far away? Then you need the power of the Star Wars Darth Vader Golf Club Cover. Made from soft plush material with glossy PVC details, this tongue in cheek cover will keep your best club clean and dry while you're busy taking over the galaxy &ndash; or the green, at least.     Officially licensed by the house of Lucas, it's a great gift for the golfing geek in your life. And a great way to shake the stuffing out of those old fusspots on the eighth hole. Trust in your feelings &ndash; hit the buy button and with the Dark Lord of the Sith keeping an eye on your clubs there'll be nothing to stop you this time!</longdescription>
<product_id>3960</product_id>
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<title>Stylophone Beatbox - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>Lay down your wobble board and step away from the didgeridoo&hellip; there's a new Stylophone in town and it's set to create percussive pandemonium. Featuring human beatbox samples, adjustable pitch and tempo, a scratch function and MP3/speaker compatibility, this stylus-operated oojamiflip is totally bonza!</description>
<longdescription>  Scr scr scratch!   Can you guess what it is yet? Probably not, because despite looking like a pimped up version of the legendary Rolf-endorsed 'instrument', the Stylophone Beatbox is actually a whole new kettle of percussive jiggery pokery. Struth!    Like a stylus-operated mini drum with retro electro-attitude (try saying that after a few tinnies), the Stylophone Beatbox boasts three different sound modes: Drum Kit, Beatbox and Bass Stylophone. There's also a scratch function that allows you to mix your sounds, record them and play them over your beats. You can even adjust pitch and tempo. Think of it as a portable beatbox with added irony.       Watch Brett Domino's awesome hip-hop medley!   But what about those sounds? Prepare to be impressed because this bonkers doodah contains samples created by champion human beatboxer MC Zani. No, we haven't heard of him either but we're told he's da boom and da lick. Or something like that.    Just like the original Stylophone, the Beatbox is guaranteed to infuriate everyone bar the nutcase playing it, so thank goodness it's got a headphone socket&hellip;which doubles up as a line out to speakers. Haha!                                Sound controls       Record and play loops       Tweak your sounds!       Nice packaging!   Turn up on any street corner and whack out some Beatbox grooves for your homies and they'll be utterly gobsmacked &ndash; and so will you in all probability. But don't worry, you can console yourself by hooking up your MP3 player and twiddling along to your favourite tunes. Entertaining? Tinchy Stryder with a dope Stylophone overdub has to be heard to be disbelieved. Crikey, we're so thrilled we're hyperventilating, Rolf-styley: 'Aho-aha-ahohaha!'      If you think the Stylophone Beatbox is unfit for proper musos, think again. Firebox favourite Brett Domino is already a fan &ndash; and he's been on Britain's Got Talent. Okay, so he didn't win. But neither did Susan Boyle and look what happened to her. No, we're not talking about the mental breakdown, we're talking about the muti-million dollar recording contract. Boom-chi!       From L-R the MP3 and headphone connections    </longdescription>
<product_id>2571</product_id>
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<title>Marvel Collector's Edition iPhone 4 Clip Cases - &#163;21.99</title>
<description>Each clip-on cover features classic artwork for Wolverine, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Silver Surfer and the Hulk. Plus Captain America's new shield design (we couldn't help it).</description>
<longdescription>  Full access to buttons and ports   Knowing the weather anywhere on Earth; faultlessly navigating through unfamiliar places; communicating with distant friends in an instant. There was a time when a skill set like this would have you branded a mutant and chased out of town. But that's all within the remit of today's technology &ndash; in particular, the iPhone 4.     So why not use this high tech gadget to celebrate some gifted characters that didn't have it quite so easy. Deck your iPhone in the exquisitely-detailed Marvel Collector's Edition iPhone 4 Clip Cases.      Six designs to choose from:        Captain America   Wolverine   Spider-Man   Iron Man   Silver Surfer   Incredible Hulk        Cutout for camera and flash too    Each individual clip-on case features classic artwork for Wolverine, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Silver Surfer and the Hulk. They even look like they're made from classic comic book paper! Although there is one exception... the Captain America case is emblazoned with the all new shield design from the latest movie (we couldn't help it, it looked so good!).     Made from top quality materials, the cases are satin grip coated, to make them easier to hold and less likely to slide about on smooth tabletops and desks. They'll give you full access to the iPhone's vital ports and bravely defend your precious technology from injustice, tyranny, and the occasional knock or bump. Just like their comic book counterparts. </longdescription>
<product_id>4826</product_id>
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<title>Ice Shot Glasses -  from &#163;9.99</title>
<description>Drinks with ice in them? Boring. Ice with drinks in them? Now you're talking! Simply add water or fruit juice to this 12 glass mould, bung it in the freezer and you'll soon be downing booze from shot glasses made of solid ice. Brrr-illiant!</description>
<longdescription>Are you still searching for ways to give your drinking sessions a bit more oomph? Well cancel the order for those comedy sombreros, hide the luminous swizzle sticks, chuck that revolting rocket fuel you bought in Lanzagrotty down the sink and order some Ice Shot Glasses.   Shot glasses made from ice! Brr-illiant, we hear you cry! Simply fill the Ice Shot Glasses mould with water, bung it in the freezer and before you know it you'll have 12 perfectly formed frozen shot glasses. Water is the obvious option with which to make your Ice Shot Glasses but you can use pretty much anything else that freezes - within reason, please! We're particularly into cranberry juice at the mo, as the faint zing complements certain grain based drinks to perfection. The colour's cool too. Or how about bombing a B52 encased in frozen orange? The possibilities are endless!        It goes without saying that serving shooters in shot glasses made from pure ice is infinitely more impressive than running around yelling 'tequila' in a rubbish Spanish accent or poisoning your pals with 100 proof atomic waste. And there's none of that washing-up with a monolithic hangover malarkey because the glasses will eventually melt.      Although the concept is screamingly simple, Ice Shot Glasses never fail to impress because the feeling of ice on lip is a sensation no glass in the world can replicate, no matter how cold. You can even chuck your Ice Shot Glasses in the fireplace and swear in Russian without having to buy replacement glassware.      Serving booze in Ice Shot Glasses is a great way to kick-start a night of frozen frolics, as friends will flock from miles around to enjoy your ice-swathed concoctions. What's Fonzie like? Exactly. Ch-ch-cheers!   </longdescription>
<product_id>39</product_id>
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<title>Love Tokens - &#163;10.99</title>
<description>Romantic promises are all well and good, but only if you honour them. That's where Love Tokens come in, as each cutesy pewter token is stamped with a loving but light-hearted pledge. Altogether now, 'aahh'. </description>
<longdescription>  Love Token (good for a roll in the hay!)   Love is a many-splendoured thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love. Yes indeed, here at Firebox we believe in a thing called love. That's why we're constantly on the lookout for innovative gifts for all you hopeless romantics out there. Which isn't as easy as it sounds, because most lovey-dovey pressies are as schmaltzy and cliched as they are tacky and useless.   Love Tokens on the other hand are cute, unique, beautifully crafted and, above all, practical. But what in the name of Cupid are Love Tokens? Well, as the name suggests these smart little pewter discs are tokens that are embossed with romantic pledges.     Each set contains ten tokens with five different promises: there's the Kiss token (good for one kiss), the Massage token (good for one massage), the Good Morning token (good for one breakfast in bed), the Love token (good for one roll in the hay) and finally the Hug token (yep, you guessed it, good for one hug). As well as a cutesy vow, each dinky token features a cut-out middle section depicting a heart, hand or coffee cup. Handy if your ideal partner doesn't speak the lingo.        Although Love Tokens are small enough to slip into a prospective lover's pocket on the sly, they're also great when given to long term lovers, especially if the spark has gone out of your relationship. Love Tokens are also irresistible weapons when attempting to apologise to someone you love - but be warned; we did hear about one Firebox employee who ended up with egg on his face - literally - after returning from the pub at 4am and presenting his other half with a Good Morning token. (Apparently, Good for Nothing tokens are currently unavailable).   Love Tokens come in a little pouch, so if you're feeling particularly loved-up you can give all ten at once. Just make sure you honour your promises - because despite the name, Love Tokens are more than mere token gestures - they're promises in pewter.   </longdescription>
<product_id>1015</product_id>
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<title>The Big Lebowski 'The Dude' Sunglasses - &#163;19.99</title>
<description>As seen in cult movie The Big Lebowski, these officially licensed shades also feature the Dude's name. Well, one of them.</description>
<longdescription>  "You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude."   If you're anything like the Dude, you might find bright lights a bit much first thing in the morning. Or afternoon. So before you pour your first Caucasian, slip on The Big Lebowski 'The Dude' Sunglasses and enjoy the world from his perspective.      As seen in cult movie The Big Lebowski, these officially licensed shades have a UV coating to protect sore eyes. And in case you forget the man behind them, his name is written along the arms! Well, one of his names anyway. There wasn't space for 'His Dudeness', 'Duder' and 'El Duderino' as well.</longdescription>
<product_id>5002</product_id>
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<title>Profile USB Turntable - &#163;69.99</title>
<description>The greatest thing to happen to music since Smashy and Nicey hung up their headphones, this idiot-proof USB turntable allows you to transfer your vinyl collection directly on to your computer.</description>
<longdescription>   Profile Black USB Turntable   Digital music is great but isn't it a pity you can't transfer your old records on to your computer? Well guess what? You can! That's right vinyl lovers, thanks to the ingenious Profile USB Turntable you can put all your LPs, 12"s and singles straight into your digital library.   Simply plug this chic little turntable into the nearest USB port, fire up the idiot-proof EZ vinyl converter software and start converting your collection. Forget about clumsy adaptors, special drivers and mismatched software. It's easier than, er...well, it's easier than putting a record on!      Comes with USB cable and Audio in/out   Just think of all that lovely vinyl you've got languishing in the loft. Fair enough, some of it should probably stay hidden (no, we don't know why we bought Bruce Willis's Return of Bruno LP either), but even if it's just for the sake of nostalgia, hearing all the records you grew up listening to makes for a fantastic trip down memory lane. And if you're one of those trendy DJs (we're talking Carl Cox, not Pat Sharpe) who likes mixing it on the decks with vinyl you can put all your bangin' anthems on to your PC for transfer to CD or MP3.         Featuring adjustable gain, anti-skating control and high-speed vinyl recording function, the belt-driven USB Turntables can also be connected to any home stereo with CD or auxiliary inputs. This means you can spin your records through your regular system when you're not converting them. You can even don a big pair of tinted glasses and pretend you're Simon Bates. If you want.    Whether it's Whitesnake, Wham, Spandau or some ancient disc belonging to your dad, the USB Turntables can convert it. And it doesn't matter what speed the records in question are - these Turntables can handle both 33s and 45s. So why not forget about buying any new music for a while and rediscover your vinyl. All right? Not 'arf!   Recording to MP3 This simple guide explains how to record MP3s using your USB Turntable and the EZ vinyl converter software (included). This process is very similar for other operating systems.                      Plug into your computer via USB     Load up EZ vinyl converter software     Record using automatic track splitting                       Tag your tracks     Export to iTunes     Enjoy listening to your new MP3's!      </longdescription>
<product_id>1401</product_id>
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<title>Duff Beer 24 Can Pack - &#163;24.99</title>
<description>Based on the iconic beer from the longest-running scripted TV show in history (fact), this 24 can slab is ideal for superfans, slobs and careless nuclear safety inspectors.</description>
<longdescription>  Premium lager   You've slaved away all day at the power plant. It's time for a beer! So grab yourself a cold one from the Duff Beer 24 Can Pack and celebrate like everyone's favourite all-American layabout. Woo-hoo!     Based on the iconic beer from the longest-running scripted TV show in history (fact), this 24 can slab is ideal for superfans, slobs and careless nuclear safety inspectors. Enjoy it from your favourite spot on the couch, or turn up to a shindig with this crate under your arm. Your fellow guests will be d'oh-ing in delight all night.       Iconic   Alright, so this refreshing and mild(ish) 4.7% lager might not be as all-American as its cartoon counterpart. Believe it or not, it's German. But that's just as well, because we all know German lager trumps American beer every time.     So forget hauling your beaten-up family wagon down to the local convenience store (and stay away from those reheated hot dogs). If you can't get enough of this wonderful Duff just click the Buy button and we'll deliver beer directly to your door! Mmm... beer.   </longdescription>
<product_id>4613</product_id>
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<title>Outback Heated Socks - &#163;17.99</title>
<description>These battery-powered woolly numbers circulate a warming glow around the toes, making even the bleakest winter day feel like summer on Bondi Beach.	</description>
<longdescription>  Large available in red with black trim   We all like a good hike in the snow. Crunching through the fluffy stuff is a timeless delight. But all this stomping about can leave your toes like a lump of frozen prawns.    Sure, you could spend a fortune on insulated boots, but why not just slip on a pair of Outback Heated Socks instead. These battery-powered woolly numbers circulate a warming glow around the toes, making even the dampest, chilliest, bleakest winter day feel like summer on Bondi Beach. Just switch them on before you leave the house and you can be sure of cosy toes even when it's 5 below. </longdescription>
<product_id>4709</product_id>
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<title>Pixel Mouse - &#163;14.99</title>
<description>This simple USB mouse is shaped like the classic Windows hand icon. Just click the oversized index finger for the left button and the knuckles for the right.</description>
<longdescription>  Hands-on computing!   Looking like it just tumbled out of your monitor, the Pixel Mouse is a great bit of kit for tech heads and internet geeks alike. This simple plug and play USB mouse is shaped like the classic Windows hand icon. Just click the oversized index finger for the left button and the knuckles for the right. There's even a scroll wheel perched between the two as well, to offer you the same functionality as a standard three button mouse. </longdescription>
<product_id>4460</product_id>
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<title>Arctic Force Snowball Blaster - &#163;24.99</title>
<description>Not only will this tough and lightweight launcher make three perfect snowballs at a time, it'll also fire them an incredible 80ft!</description>
<longdescription>The problem with snowball fights is they can be so one sided &ndash; there's always one kid with massive arms that can drill snowballs for hundreds of yards. Even when you're running away. Well it's time to level the playing field.      Sliding onto your arm like a long-lost (little) friend, say 'hey-lo' to the Arctic Force Snowball Blaster. Not only does it look like part of Robocop's winter wardrobe, this tough and lightweight launcher is able to make three snowballs at once. But best of all, it's capable of lobbing them up to 80ft!        Make three perfect snowballs...      Pull back, aim...      and fire!    Just feed a few handfuls of the white stuff into the top-mounted snowball press and close the hinged lid. Presto! You'll have three perfect snowballs ready to fire. It's that easy! Leave them in the press or use them to scare off your opposition by hand. But when it's time to bring out the big guns, load one into the launcher's chamber.               Acting like a high-powered slingshot, a scoop-shaped cup will hold the snowball in place as you pull back the rubber straps. Then, just let go! Young guns will probably manage to fire the fluffy nuggets around 50ft, but in the hands of mum and dad they'll launch as far as 80ft. Perfect for pelting your opponents' defences, lobbing over the house, or firing pot shots into next door's garden.     We should of course mention that using the launcher to fire snowballs directly at people really isn't a good idea. And just to reinforce this point the Arctic Force Snowball Blaster comes with a vinyl target for you to aim at. But don't be disheartened if you were hoping to take out that long-limbed freak next time the snows come. One look at your snowball-launching hand-cannon and they'll probably throw down their (impossibly long) arms and surrender.   </longdescription>
<product_id>4518</product_id>
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<title>Knitted Headphone Earmuffs -  from &#163;14.99</title>
<description>All you fans of music on the move can enjoy quality tunes and swathe your ears in warm faux fur at the same time.</description>
<longdescription>  Listen to your tunes with warm ears   We love winter. The snowball fights; the sledging; the mulled wine; magic. But it does mean having to swap our much-loved headphones for a woolly hat when we're out and about. Well not anymore!     Thanks to Knitted Headphone Earmuffs all you fans of music on the move can enjoy quality tunes and swathe your ears in warm faux fur at the same time. Just plug in your iPhone, iPod, BlackBerry or MP3 player and you're good to go.    Fully adjustable and worn round the back of the head (like shades in reverse), Knitted Headphone Earmuffs are soft and fluffy on the inside but slim enough to be worn with beanies, ski goggles and dunce caps (obligatory headgear for Westlife fans). Yes, you could shove a beanie over your normal 'phones but they'll soon dig into your poor old ears as your gloved hand fumbles for your player. It's a non-contest.       Colours available (L-R): Black, White, Turqoise, Pink (with microphone) and Purple    Available in black, white, turquoise, pink and purple, these winter essentials are set to become your default cans for ski holidays, trips to Iceland (the shop and the country) and, if weather reports are to be believed, most of the year in miserable Blighty. Quite frankly, unless you live in the tropics we can see no good reason why you wouldn't want a pair. So this year if you want cool tunes and a cosy noggin; get knitted!</longdescription>
<product_id>4848</product_id>
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<title>Photo Cube Smartphone Printer - &#163;119.99</title>
<description>This compact desktop tool prints high quality photographs in less than a minute; directly from your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Say cheese!</description>
<longdescription>Many home printers profess to being photo-quality and some of the inkjet ones come close. But close is no cigar! Because trumping these bulky wannabes, the Photo Cube Smartphone Printer uses dye sublimation; producing high quality prints to rival your local print shop. And best of all, it prints them directly from your iPad, iPhone or Android device! Now that's easier than running your freshly burned CD down to Boots.        Choose your pic and how you want it printed      Watch it print infront of your eyes     </longdescription>
<product_id>4911</product_id>
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<title>Voodoo Knife Block -  from &#163;59.99</title>
<description>Can't cook, won't cook? You won't want to leave the kitchen once you get hold of this designer knife block as it's the most astonishing culinary accessory we've ever seen! </description>
<longdescription>  Safety sheaths attached   When our product scouts started raving on about the Voodoo Knife Block we half expected them to turn up with some kind of Live and Let Die-style Haitian gizmo, covered in skulls, fangs and chicken feathers.    Thankfully there's nothing supernatural about the Voodoo Knife Block, even though it is one of the most amusingly bizarre kitchen accessories we've ever seen. Designed by Raffaele Iannello the Voodoo Knife Block is a slice above other knife blocks and it's wonderfully unusual in terms of originality and design (no more sharp wordplay - promise).     Crafted in rich red,  black or chrome coloured ABS plastic, the highly stylish Voodoo has five strategically-positioned slots in which to place five quality knives, which are also included.    Apart from its striking appearance the sturdy Voodoo is a brilliant kitchen companion, especially if you're used to using one crummy knife to chop, slice, fillet and dice. The five assorted knives included with the Voodoo are super sleek and guaranteed to bring out your inner-Ramsay. You'll soon be chopping ultra-thin onions just for the hell of it complete with theatrical effing and blinding.                              Razor sharp knives       360 degrees view       Comfortable handle     As you can tell, the Voodoo Knife Block is no chip off the old (knife) block. It's a radical new designer knife rack that no serious (or not so serious) chef should be without. So what are you waiting for? Chop chop!                           Chrome   Black   Red   Aubergine   Olive   </longdescription>
<product_id>1109</product_id>
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<title>My Last Rolo Charm Bracelet -  from &#163;39.99</title>
<description>Choose from silver, yellow gold-plated, or pink gold-plated versions (or all three) &ndash; each is engraved with &ldquo;My last Rolo&rdquo; on the back.</description>
<longdescription>  A perfect gift for your better half   Choosing jewellery as a gift can be tricky. Choosing chocolate, on the other hand, is a doddle! Of course everyone has their favourites, but you can guarantee Rolos are in there somewhere.     Everyone loves Rolos. Fact. But do you love anyone enough to give them your last one? Not only is the My Last Rolo Charm Bracelet a gorgeous piece of jewellery, it's also a thoroughly sweet way to show how you feel.      Made from solid silver, these iconic chocs fit perfectly on the snake-style chain. Available in silver, or plated with yellow or pink gold, each one is engraved with 'My last Rolo' on the back. What's more, they're designed to fit onto other popular charm bracelets as well. If you're looking for a sparkly gift for your special someone, they don't come much more charming than this.         Gold plated      Silver      Pink Gold plated  </longdescription>
<product_id>5045</product_id>
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<title>SKLZ Straight Shooter - &#163;14.99</title>
<description>Refine your tee off technique with the swingball of golfing gadgets! Whether you're using a wood, iron or wedge it'll give you immediate feedback on your shot.</description>
<longdescription>  So simple, yet so clever   Unless you're at the driving range, practicing your golf swing usually ends in a long walk to pick up your balls. Or in our case, clambering through a bush. But that's yet another reason to use the SKLZ Straight Shooter. Easy to assemble and light enough to carry anywhere, it's the swingball of golfing gadgets!     Just stake it into the ground, line up your stance and give the ball a thwack. Whether you're using a wood, iron or wedge it'll give you immediate feedback on the accuracy of your shot. Watch the angle of the ball as it spins around the horizontal axle and you'll know straight away if it would have sliced left or right; or cannoned straight down the fairway.       Use it to improve your accuracy   And the best part of all &ndash; once it has stopped spinning you can simply take another shot. All your gear remains in place, so no more lost balls, long walks, or twigs in your hair.      </longdescription>
<product_id>5087</product_id>
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<title>Sex Panther - &#163;29.99</title>
<description>If you've seen Anchorman you'll know all about Sex Panther. It's the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it's more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds' movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr!</description>
<longdescription>  New Packaging!   According to Anchorman's Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It's also made with bits of real panther* and 60% of the time, it works every time. We're not sure if any of that is true but we do know this formidable, fictional-until-now fragrance is more macho than a tankard of sweat soup garnished with chest wigs and V8s. Better still, it's available from your high-fiving, jockstrap-clad friends at Firebox.     Quite honestly, if you don't get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you've got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don't even try wearing it if you're not manly. A moustache helps too.       Watch the hilarious clip from Anchorman   So what does Sex Panther actually smell of? Well despite the claims of Ron Burgundy's colleagues, it doesn't smell like a t**d covered in burnt hair or a used diaper filled with Indian food.     In a nutshell it smells like desire. And it's really rather delightful. Imagine wearing a midnight black t-shirt with a wolf airbrushed on the front and a shark arm-wrestling a Sherman tank on the back. Well it's like that but in cologne form.        Despite its potency, Sex Panther can be applied like regular fragrance but regular users (ie: us) recommend applying it by the handful to any exposed skin and then pouring a generous amount down the front of the pants*. After all, romance is the only sport that requires two balls. Rrrrr!     If you haven't already twigged (durr, Earth calling Mr Gullible), Sex Panther is a rather tongue-in-cheek product. But it's beautifully presented in a fabulously ill-judged retro bottle and it might just give you the confidence to strut around the office in true Anchorman style. So what are you waiting for? Whack that Buy button and let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.      * Not really.     </longdescription>
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<title>Gummi Shotz - &#163;13.99</title>
<description>You can't clink these chewy shot glasses but you can certainly scoff 'em because they're made from the same deliciously fruity rubbery stuff as Gummi Bears. Choose from two six packs containing various flavours. Washing up, what washing up?</description>
<longdescription>  Down the hatch!   Downing shots is not an activity you would normally associate with rubbery teddies. But that's because Gummi Bears are too young to party. So thank heavens the good people at Gummi have decided to branch out into the world of infantile drinking games. Cheers!     Gummi Shotz are edible 30ml shot glasses crafted from the same deliciously chewy fruity stuff as Gummi Bears. Simply pour in your tipple of choice, get it down your neck and tuck in. Mmm, tequila followed by a gobful of blue raspberry.     Great for adding a sweet, Wonka-ish twist to parties, Gummi Shotz are clearly not as durable as traditional vessels but they are more than capable of handling a skinful of shots before you sink your teeth into them. Washing up, what washing up? Choose from two six packs containing various flavours: orange, cherry and blue raspberry, or lemon, lime and cola. On your marks, get set&hellip;chew!                         Cherry, Orange and Blue Raspberry       Cola, Lemon and Lime    </longdescription>
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<title>Henry Desktop Vacuum - &#163;11.99</title>
<description>Life's too short to waste time cleaning fluff-flecked keyboards, so why not let this cute little desktop vacuum do it for you? Based on the best-selling sucker, Henry will keep smiling as he clears your work area of pesky particles. </description>
<longdescription>  Good clean fun!   Aw, Henry! It's not often you develop an emotional attachment to a vacuum cleaner. Hi-tech cyclonic jobs are too flashy, upright push-alongs are too old-fashioned, and those stupid contraptions councils use to blow litter everywhere are plain useless. Henry, on the other hand, is utterly lovable. And that's why you'll adore this mini desktop version.       New: Henry's girlfriend Hetty!   Just like its smiley sibling, the Henry Desktop Vacuum is as much cartoon character as it is household appliance. In fact this fully-licensed sucker is so cute he'll appeal to captains of industry as well as all you geeks with fluff-flecked keyboards. (At least we think he will).       Dust compartment   Powered by 3xAA batteries, Henry is ideal for sucking up biccy crumbs and unidentified specks from your work space, and he'll whoosh up the dust on electronic bits and bobs faster than you can say 'Yikes, not more of that IT guy's dandruff.' And that can only be good because life's too short to waste time faffing about with dusters and soggy specialist wipes. What's more Henry's generous drum section can hold a considerable amount of detritus.     But more than its handy cleaning abilities, the Henry Desktop Vacuum serves as a miniature tribute to one helluva popular sucker - over 6 million of the full-sized units have been sold worldwide. Indeed, Henry makes R2D2 look like a right WALL-E.        Cute size   A charming and practical addition to almost any surface, this daft but endearing gizmo is so cheap we see no reason why you wouldn't want to hit the Buy button right now. Yes, you could manhandle a full size Henry onto your desk but that would be ridiculous, mainly because it would obscure your view of this gorgeously orangey website. Sucker!    </longdescription>
<product_id>2174</product_id>
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<title>Summit HD Video Camera Goggles - &#163;249.99</title>
<description>Now you can capture your snow-based shenanigans in stunning HD, from your exact point of view, without going for a burton, via these amazing goggles that feature an integrated HD camcorder. Simply press record and movies (or 5MP stills) are stored to an onboard Micro SD card. Fierce moguls! </description>
<longdescription>  White version   Anyone who's ever hit the slopes has at some point attempted to one-handedly film themselves careering down the mountain. But not many continue with this foolhardy practice as it invariably results in a gobful of snow and the arrival of an air ambulance. So thank goodness the boffins at Summit have created a pair of snow goggles with an integrated HD video camera.     Summit HD Video Camera Goggles are perfect for all you snow freaks who fancy capturing a POV slice of the action in stunning 720p high def. Simply pop them on your frosty phizog, power up, check which mode you're in via LED indicators inside the anti-fogging goggles and press record. It's as easy as that. You can even snap 5MP stills. Look ma, no hands!                               Battery compartment on the left       Micro SD card slot and USB port       Function screen inside the goggles       Wide angle lens and microphone   Whether you're grabbing air, screaming down black runs, chilling on the chairlift or coming down the mountain with all the grace of a giraffe on ice, the wide angle lens and wind-proof mic will snatch the action exactly as you see and hear it. You can even capture the view when you're enjoying a bit of apres ski in the hot tub. 'Cripes, brutal moguls!'     Images are sent to an onboard Micro SD card (up to 32GB) so you can store thousands of photos or hours of luscious HD video. And thanks to USB compatibility you can laugh at wipeouts moments after they happen; just pop a laptop in your rucksack.        1) HD Video Camera Goggles 2) Rechargeable Lithium battery 3) 4GB Micro SD card and adapter 4) USB cable 5) Spare lens 6) RCA cable     Bulky, easy to use buttons   The Summit's internal rechargeable battery gives around two hours of power between juice ups, so unless you're planning on filming an ascent of Everest you'll have more than enough time to fill your goggles with the day's snow-based shenanigans. They really are a must have accessory for any serious wintersports fan. And seeing as you've made it all the way to the bottom of the page, we'll assume that means you. Yodel-odel-ey-hee-hoo!    </longdescription>
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<title>Vuzix iWear -  from &#163;99.99</title>
<description>We've seen some amazing eyewear in our time but Vuzix take the cake because they allow you to view movies and games on virtual big screens. Immersive? It's like mainlining a movie.</description>
<longdescription>  Immerse yourself   Vuzix iWear is a stunningly impressive range of face-furniture that allows you to watch whatever you like whenever you like, in the privacy of your own...erm, head. Simply slip on these lightweight cyber-shades and prepare to be totally blown away by a fully immersive audiovisual assault. That's right, we said audiovisual because these slimline shades even boast integrated (but removable) earphones.      Ingenious optical trickery allows all Vuzix iWear to replicate the effect of watching a big screen from a safe viewing distance. Don't ask us how- all we know is it's like having a high-quality home cinema grafted on your retinas. What's more these hi-tech specs are 3D enabled for automatic 2D/3D control. Unbelievable!      NEW: Vuzix Wrap, it's the future!   Apart from welding a giant plasma to the end of your hooter and chucking a black sheet over your head, we can think of no better way to completely immerse yourself in games and movies. Whether you're into iPod vids, DVDs or the latest multiplayer games, we've got a Vuzix viewer for you:      Vuzix Wrap 230   Vuzix Wrap 230 Versatile viewer Perfect for hooking up to portable DVD players, gaming systems, iPods and iPhones, Wrap 230 contain a virtual (60Hz picture) display equivalent to a 46&quot; screen viewed from 10ft. Seeing is disbelieving. There's also built-in focus for each eye; perfect for those of you that wear glasses. What's more, these sleek babies feature on-screen video and audio controls. And don't worry if you're a Peter Jackson fan because a two AA batteries provides up to 6 hours of viewing juice, and two lithium batteries gives up to 16 hours. Epic!    Vuzix Wrap 280    Vuzix Wrap 280 Widescreen Widescreen wonders, regular shades! Despite looking like cool sports shades, Wrap 280s pack a serious technological punch. These discreet bad boys display both 2D and 3D video in 4:3 and 16:9 ratios via twin high-resolution 384 x 240 LCD widescreen displays. Slip them on and prepare to be gobsmacked as you gawp at a virtual display equivalent to a 51&rdquo; screen viewed from 9ft. Compatible with almost any video-spewing device, including the iPhone, Wrap 280s will crank out up to 6 hours of video from a pair of AA alkaline batteries. What's more, these smart cyber-shades feature on-screen video and audio controls. Wow!     Vuzix Wrap 920   Vuzix Wrap 920 The big picture - without the big shades! If you're looking for the ultimate big screen experience without looking like Geordi off Star Trek's biggest fan, look no further than Wrap 920s. Fashioned to resemble regular sunglasses, these sleek shades are capable of replicating the effect of a huge 67" screen viewed from approximately 9ft. Wow! Despite their lack of heft, these versatile specs are compatible with almost any video device, from iPods, iPhones and portable DVD players to camcorders and gaming systems. Believe us, once you've watched a movie in crystal clear high resolution 2D and 3D via twin widescreen displays, you'll never want to take your 920s off - except perhaps to rub your eyes in total amazement.      The VR920 headset  iWear VR920 Virtual reality becomes, er, a reality Online gamers will love the VR920s as they have been designed to bring pixellated worlds to life like never before. As well as containing a virtual 62&quot; screen, these incredible plug and play specs allow you to enter virtual worlds and communicate with others as if you're in the thick of the action. An integrated 3 Degree of Freedom (DOF) head-movement tracker and built-in microphone deliver the ultimate interactive online experience. Geeky, maybe; a giant leap for gaming, most definitely!   Who needs a joystick when you have the head-movement tracker!   The future's so bright you've just gotta wear iWear.    </longdescription>
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<title>Collectible Gold Moshlings Series 2 - &#163;9.99</title>
<description>Back for round two! This limited edition gold tin contains eight of the best known Moshlings: Mini Ben, Oddie, Jeepers, Rocky, Scamp, ShiShi, Honey and FiFi.</description>
<longdescription>  Rocky looks splendid in gold!    Make some space on your trophy  shelf &ndash; Collectible Gold Moshlings Series 2 has arrived! To celebrate being so cute and amazing, this second wave of loveable Moshlings has been given the midas treatment.    A great gift for any Moshi Monsters fan, this limited edition tin features eight of the best known Moshlings: Mini Ben, Oddie, Jeepers, Rocky, Scamp, ShiShi, Honey and FiFi. Not to mention a unique gold collector's card. But these loveable nuggets won't be around forever, so join the rush and catch them while you can!</longdescription>
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<title>Jellephish Lamp - &#163;79.99</title>
<description>It's not gelatinous and it hasn't got tentacles, but the stunningly chic Jellephish Mood Lamp is just as visually arresting as its underwater namesake, as it cycles through a kaleidoscope of gorgeous colours and can be operated via remote control. How illuminating.</description>
<longdescription>We've seen some astonishing examples of mood lighting in our time but this ultra-modern masterpiece takes the biscuit. Indeed, in terms of style and functionality, the colour changing, remote controlled Jellephish Mood Lamp takes the biscuit, smashes it with an anvil and blasts the crumbs into infinity aboard a rocket piloted by Cookie Monster.    Okay, maybe that's a tad OTT, but we're seriously besotted by the Jellephish. Why? Well for starters it's just so gorgeously chic. In fact, this sleek piece of contemporary ambient lighting wouldn't look out of place in Jean Luc Picard's boudoir. And yet its transparent acrylic base gives it a slight Barbarella-esque retro-modern feel. But enough about the Jellephish's stunning looks, because this captivating light is a triumph of function as well as form.  By utilising processor-controlled digital LED technology the dome of the Jellephish can cycle through an almost infinite palette of seductive colours, making it ideal for setting the mood in any scenario, livening up soirees or adding a sexy, chilled atmosphere to your home.        But that's not all, because the Jellephish features 4 preset modes, all of which can be controlled by its smart little RC unit: Static Mode lets you select a single fixed colour, Scrolling Mode causes the lamp to continually cycle through a kaleidoscope of funky colours (you control the speed) and Pearlescent produces a cool white light, with hints of red, green and blue to give a calming opaque effect with five levels of intensity. There's even a Sound to Light Mode that causes the Jellephish to change colour in time to your music. Phew!    If all this doesn't make the Jellephish the undisputed master of mood lighting, check this out: although it can be used as a free standing table lamp, the Jellephish's dome can be individually mounted flush against a wall. It really is one of the most versatile light emitting gizmos we've ever seen! And even though we can't see inside your home (or maybe we can; that's for us to know and you to ponder) we know it will look amazing in any room you choose.</longdescription>
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<title>Smart-i Wireless Spy Camera - &#163;79.99</title>
<description>No bigger than a walnut, this tiny wi-fi camera captures 640 x 480 footage and streams it directly to a PC, Mac, iPhone, iPad or Android mobile.</description>
<longdescription>  Accessories Pack: Stand and power adapters   Calling all would-be Bonds, Bournes, Saints, Salts and IMF operatives &ndash; we've just uncovered the smallest Wi-Fi camera in the world!     No bigger than a walnut, the Smart-i Wireless Spy Camera still manages to capture footage at 640 x 480 resolution, and stream it directly to a PC, Mac, iPhone, iPad or Android mobile. Just download the Smart-i app and you're away. The footage can be saved directly on your device, so there's no need for chunky SD cards or extra batteries.     Speaking of batteries, the Smart-i Wireless Spy Camera will take footage for up to 2hrs &ndash; ideal for any undercover ops, or just having fun. With a range of up to 100m (outdoors) you could even attach it to your bike, pet's collar or R/C aeroplane. Well... even secret agents are allowed to have fun sometimes! </longdescription>
<product_id>4473</product_id>
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<title>Moshi Monster Slap Watches - &#163;9.99</title>
<description>Harnessing the same features that have made Moshi Monsters such a chart-topping success, these kid-friendly watches are colourful, collectible, customisable and fun!</description>
<longdescription>  Slap and wrap around the wrist   Mention Moshi Monsters around a 6-12 year old and they'll likely emit a sound so high-pitched it could cut a hole in time. Which is ironic, because this award-winning online game for kids has now spread beyond the humble computer screen, to these amazing Moshi Monster Slap Watches.     Building on the same features that have made Moshi Monsters such a chart-topping success, these kid-friendly wristwatches are bright, colourful, collectible, customisable and fun! Detach the water-resistant watch face from the strap and swap and change them with your friends. Each of the straps is themed around different Moshling groups in the Moshi Monsters world &ndash; Foodies, Dinos, Kitties and Ninjas. But we haven't mentioned the best part yet.       Choose from four different designs (from L-R): Ninja, Foodie, Dino or Kitties     Collect all four!   Completely free of any buckles, velcro or other attachments, the straps simply slap around your wrist. Just like the slap-bands of the '90's, they're incredibly satisfying to use. Simply uncurl the strap into its rigid straight state, then slap it against your wrist. It'll instantly curl around and comfortably grip your wrist.  </longdescription>
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