Top 10 Funny Gifts

Lovingly hand picked by Kristian Bromley (Head of Culture & Community)

Egg-Q-Ber

$7.89

Bring a little discipline to your dinner plate. This startlingly nifty gadget will turn any peeled, hard boiled egg into an almost perfect cube.

Get your hands in some pants for all the right reasons with these brilliantly silly, 95% cotton fingerless gloves that look just like men’s briefs. Providing extra warmth and protection from chafing, Handerpants are set to become this season’s must-have fashion accessory. Probably.

Blinking Eyes

$41.69

Switch on these cartoony mince-pies and within seconds they’ll sync with each other, blinking at random intervals in a way that’s endearingly (and hilariously) human.

Canned Unicorn Meat

$20.49

Amaze friends and shock cupboard snoopers with this highly realistic can of unicorn meat that pops open to reveal a cute little plush unicorn, chopped up into prime cuts for your twisted amusement. There’s magic in every bite!

Bungee Birdfeeder

$9.49

This seedy fella’s a right adrenaline junkie, because as well as being made entirely from birdseed he’s fully prepared to bungee into your garden and get eaten by a flock of tits. Bungeeee!

Baconnaise

$9.49

The greatest creation since the pig, this spectacularly addictive bacon flavour mayo will have you squealing (like a pig) and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches, salads and more.

The Periodic Tea Towel of Swearing

$17.29

Drying dishes is dull. Swearing is funny. With these incontrovertible facts firmly in mind, the foul-mouthed boffins at Modern Toss have created this hilariously distasteful linen tea cloth emblazoned with a periodic table of profanities, insults and highly innovative cusses. Shocking!