"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the Government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team..." DA-DA-DA-DAA! DA-DA-DAAAA! Ah yes, fond memories indeed. If you're anything like us, the above intro was the most exciting part of Tuesday night for many happy years. The A-Team was one of the greatest ever TV shows and Mr T was a genuine, 24 carat 80's icon.

What Mr. T would really look like in your pocket

Aside from his skills as a mechanic (who else do you know who could make a tank out of a toilet roll?) this mohican-laden, denim-clad, gold-encrusted giant was also a lovable lummox with a penchant for knocking the living daylights out of local small-time bullies. But above and beyond his face-pummeling heroics, Mr T was a supreme mangler of the English language, and his short but effective sayings have become the stuff of TV folklore.

And now, thanks to Firebox, you can listen to his hilarious one-liners time and time again with the ingenious Mr T In Your Pocket. This giggle-inducing electronic gizmo contains six of Mr T's greatest quips:

• "I Pity The Fool"
• "Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka"
• "Quit Your Jibba Jabba"
• "Don't Make Me Mad."
• "First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T"
• "Shut Up, Fool!"

When the situation calls for it, simply press the appropriate button and let Mr. T handle things in his own inimitable way. Laurence Tureaud - aka Mr T - himself recorded the sayings for Mr T In Your Pocket, so you know you're getting the genuine article. Besides, we'll whup any sucka that says it ain't!

Hang Mr T In Your Pocket from a keychain and you'll never be stuck for an attention-grabbing one-liner again. We love it when a plan comes together. You got that, sucka?

Click here to hear a Mr. T MP3 sample!