Remember the days of the playground? We certainly do - that's why this site features a stellar array of stupid devices. Like the saying goes, "we don't stop playing because we get old; we get old because we stop playing." With this in mind we're proud to unveil one of the most utterly infantile devices ever to grace our pages. The Waterbomb Catapult is a total triumph of amalgamated tomfoolery in that it cunningly combines two of the most childish yet entertaining pastimes known to mankind in order to create one stupendously amusing plaything.

Because let's face it, lobbing water-filled balloons at people is hilarious no matter how old you are. So imagine how much funnier lobbing them into the distance with a specially adapted catapult is. Especially when it takes three like-minded idiots to operate it!

The added distance the Waterbomb Catapult gives to a filled balloon is truly impressive. This three-man weapon can launch a balloon up to 200ft! And once you get the hang of it you'll be splatting adversaries with more velocity and accuracy than you could possibly imagine. In other words, they'll get completely soaked. But because you're so far away, they won't know how it happened. Ka-Ching!

This simple but highly effective water weapon is super fun when used in large open spaces. We suppose kids might like it too - although the ones we splatted in the local park didn't seem overly impressed. Weird.

Using this brilliantly asinine device is easier than poking out your tongue: one of you acts as the 'puller' manning the elastic sling while two other reprobates hold either end of the cradle. The puller then draws back the loaded sling, aims and lets rip. It's Middle Earth meets Looney Tunes!

The sturdy Waterbomb Catapult is a back-to-basics way of waging watery warfare, and the utter childishness of blasting balloons at people has been known to prompt some into grabbing some Tootsie Rolls at the corner store before running to the school playground and spending the day playing four square. So we hear.

One thing we can guarantee is that the Waterbomb Catapult will provide you and your friends with hours of inexpensive, rubbery-blubbery fun. It's the most fantastic, bombastic bit of rubber and elastic we've seen in years. Last one to order is a sissy!