Free UK Delivery Over £75Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available

Flump Face

You're looking a little puffy
Product not available at the moment.

Immortalise your sexy face on a slab of sweet pillowy pleasure
Have your photo printed onto a chunky A4 or A5-sized marshmallow
Moreish vanilla flavour – your smile has never looked sweeter
A healthy alternative to outright cannibalism
It's the single greatest thing to ever come out of a printer

Important Information:
Please allow 1-3 working days for manufacture. Delivery times vary, see more information on Direct Despatch products.
Description

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face.

Just upload a high quality photo of you, your mate, your dog or anyone you like and we'll immortalise them on a chunky A4 or A5 slab of marshmallow. With its moreish vanilla flavour you'll be quite literally stuffing your face in no time. It's like a sweeter, slightly more wrinkly version of yourself that you can twist, rip, lick, slap, stretch or just gnaw on like a ravenous dog grabbing a chew toy.

There's a highly satisfying "voodoo doll" element to them too; now you can feast on your ex's beautiful eyes, dunk them in hot chocolate or toast them on the BBQ – make sure they meet a sticky end.

It puts other personalised photo gifts to shame, so forget about lousy printed canvases and the likes of schmoonpig.com – this is the single greatest thing to ever flop out of a printer.



More info
Please Note:
  • We will not crop/edit your pictures in any way
  • Any square images will have a white border put around them so they fit on the rectangular mallow
  • Heart-shaped cookie cutters not included
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info
Product Features:
  • Your (or your mate's) face printed on a giant marshmallow
  • Match your appetite, choose between an A4 or A5 slab
  • Moreish vanilla flavour
  • A sweeter and slightly more wrinkly version of yourself
  • The exciting alternative to boring supermarket birthday cakes
  • Lasts for 4-6 weeks once opened, 6 months if sealed (no need devour it instantly)
  • It's confectionery's answer to Snapchat, one minute your photo is there, the next it's gone, forever, in your belly
  • Full ingredients: Glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, water, dextrose, starch of maize, gelatine, vanilla flavouring
Dimensions:
  • A4 – measures approximately 30cm(W) x 21.4cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)
  • A5 – measures approximately 21cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)
Customer reviews
"It smells amazing! I wanted to rip open this gift and eat it myself... It had a family member's face on it though... is that cannibalism?!"
Caitriona - 11th of February, 2015
Review 1 of 21