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Naughty Weekend Kit

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As self-appointed arbiters of what's in and what's out, Firebox can now reveal that the Naughty Weekend is officially back in fashion. So feel free to cast off any 70s-style preconceptions you might have about this much-maligned pastime. After all, thoughts of Benny Hill-style guys rubbing their hands together in anticipation as buxom secretaries (whose legs don't know where to stop and skirts don't know where to start) bend over to sign the registry in a seedy coastal hotel are just so last century. Aren't they?

Naughty Weekend Kit

The point is, what goes around comes around, and in the equal opportunity Naughties (That’s what we’re calling this decade. Naught means zero, get it?), the Naughty Weekend is making a comeback. We have to admit that much of this theory stems from a thorough examination of the latest life-enhancing product to land on the doorstep here at Firebox HQ.

Naughty Weekend Kit: Feather

Admittedly, Firebox being Firebox, when we first heard about the Naughty Weekend Kit we imagined it might contain a few water balloons, whoopee cushions and ink smeared binoculars. But no, this box of romance is of the grown-up naughty variety.

Naughty Weekend Kit: Bath Salts

In fact, this beautifully presented, ribbon-wrapped box contains everything you need (save a partner) to indulge yourself in a weekend of pure lascivious luxury: blindfold, ostrich tickling feather (that's a feather from an ostrich, not a feather to tickle ostriches with), body dust, kissing gloss, massage oil, honeycake soap, "love soak" (x2) and even a scroll of instructions. They really have thought of everything. The love soak even contains ylang ylang, a renowned aphrodisiac, and the body dust is edible!

Naughty Weekend Kit: Unguents

All you boys and girls out there need to add is a willing partner. And that shouldn't be hard, because anyone savvy enough to be looking at sites such as Firebox obviously possesses massive amounts of wit, charisma, imagination and animal magnetism. For anyone bereft of the above attributes may we suggest you purchase a Naughty Weekend Kit right away and present it to the object of your desire before someone else beats you to it.

(NB: Firebox cannot be held responsible for the probable ridicule incurred by customers who follow the above advice).

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Contents
  • Blindfold
  • Ostrich feather
  • Body dust
  • Kissing glaze
  • Massage oil
  • Honeycake soap
  • "Love soak" (x 2)
  • Scroll of instructions

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Press Reviews...

press review "So, indulge yourself and your partner with The Naughty Weekend Kit...you'll be sure to ignite some sensual passion."
Real Magazine - Apr '06
press review The Ever So Slightly Naughty weekend kit...includes bath goodies, kissing glaze, massage oil and a blindfold to get your pulses racing!
HomeStyle - Mar '04

Visitor Reviews...

visitor avatar Another very satisfied customer.
Naomi, Southend - Jun '06
visitor avatar Turned a sexy weekend of fun to a Firey weekend of fun! Best £30 I've ever spent! Would recommend this product to anyone - in fact I have... most of my friends! Enjoy!
Lolly, Leeds - Sep '05
visitor avatar I used this kit last weekend and it turned what could have been a boring evening into a thrilling encounter, thanks Firebox!
Ed Dove, Heswall, England - Dec '04
visitor avatar This kit was fantastic! really romantic... The kissing glaze tasted gorgeous, the soap was lovely and the flowers were great to play with in the bath ;) Definitely THE best weekend I've had!
Aimee, Bracknell - Oct '04
visitor avatar OK, if someone _does_ post a video or photo of them using this product, and it gets published, then I'll give them the £10 myself!
Christian Ashby, Cambridge, UK - May '04
visitor avatar When me and my partner were given the kit for xmas we didn't think much of it.....HOW IGNORANT WE WERE.It rekindled our desires and helped our flagging sex life.10/10
Adam Mcintyre, Leyland,England - Jan '04
visitor avatar This product changed our lives. It was a godsend. He was terrible before this and now thanks to this product he's finally got some tools for his imagination.
Cristina, portland, or - Nov '03
visitor avatar This was a great thing. My boyfriend and i had a great time with it. I dont think it will ever be the same without the kit.
Stephanie, Florida - Nov '03
 
 
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