8th Feb 2012

Naughty Weekend Kit

Shouldn't be allowed!

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176 ratings

Time to get blindfolded?

Time to get blindfolded?

As self-appointed arbiters of what's in and what's out, Firebox can now reveal that the Naughty Weekend is officially back in fashion. So feel free to cast off any 70s-style preconceptions you might have about this much-maligned pastime. After all, thoughts of Benny Hill-style blokes rubbing their hands together in anticipation as buxom secretaries (whose legs don't know where to stop and skirts don't know where to start) bend over to sign the register in a seedy coastal hotel are just so last century. Aren't they?

The point is, what goes around comes around, and in the equal opportunity Noughties, the Naughty Weekend is making a comeback. We have to admit that much of this theory stems from a thorough examination of the latest life-enhancing product to land on the doorstep here at Firebox HQ.

Nicely positioned bottles

Nicely positioned bottles


Admittedly, Firebox being Firebox, when we first heard about the Naughty Weekend Kit we imagined it might contain a few water balloons, whoopee cushions and ink smeared binoculars. But no, this box of romance is proper, grown-up naughty.

In fact, this beautifully presented, ribbon-wrapped box contains everything you need (bar a partner) to indulge yourself in a weekend of pure lascivious luxury: velvet blindfold, tickling feather, body dust, kissing glaze, massage oil, honeycake soap, love soak (x2) and even a scroll of instructions. They really have thought of everything. The love soak even contains ylang ylang, a renowned aphrodisiac, and the body dust is edible!

Naughty Weekend Kit

Naughty Weekend Kit

All you boys and girls out there need to add is a willing partner. And that shouldn't be hard, because anyone savvy enough to be looking at sites such as Firebox obviously possesses a surfeit of wit, charisma, imagination and animal magnetism. For anyone bereft of the above attributes may we suggest you purchase a Naughty Weekend Kit forthwith and present it to the object of your desire before someone else beats you to it.

(NB: Firebox cannot be held responsible for the probable ridicule incurred by customers who follow the above advice).

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Contents
  • 1x Instruction Card
  • 1x 100g Honey Cake Natural Soap
  • 2x 80g 'Love Soak' Relaxing Bath Therapy
  • 1x 28ml Vetiver Massage Oil
  • 1x 15g Angelic Body Dust
  • 1x 25ml Tender Kissing Glaze
  • 1x Velvet Blindfold
  • 1x Luxury Burgundy Feather

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Press Reviews...

press review "So, indulge yourself and your partner with The Naughty Weekend Kit...you'll be sure to ignite some sensual passion."
Real Magazine - Apr '06
press review The Ever So Slightly Naughty weekend kit...includes bath goodies, kissing glaze, massage oil and a blindfold to get your pulses racing!
HomeStyle - Mar '04

Visitor Reviews...

visitor avatar Another very satisfied customer.
Naomi, Southend - 27th June 2006
visitor avatar Turned a sexy weekend of fun to a Firey weekend of fun! Best £30 I've ever spent! Would recommend this product to anyone - in fact I have... most of my friends! Enjoy!
Lolly, Leeds - 7th September 2005
visitor avatar I used this kit last weekend and it turned what could have been a boring evening into a thrilling encounter, thanks Firebox!
Ed Dove, Heswall, England - 22nd December 2004
visitor avatar This kit was fantastic! really romantic... The kissing glaze tasted gorgeous, the soap was lovely and the flowers were great to play with in the bath ;) Definitely THE best weekend I've had!
Aimee, Bracknell - 18th October 2004
visitor avatar OK, if someone _does_ post a video or photo of them using this product, and it gets published, then I'll give them the £10 myself!
Christian Ashby, Cambridge, UK - 31st May 2004
visitor avatar When me and my partner were given the kit for xmas we didn't think much of it.....HOW IGNORANT WE WERE.It rekindled our desires and helped our flagging sex life.10/10
Adam Mcintyre, Leyland,England - 29th January 2004
visitor avatar This product changed our lives. It was a godsend. He was terrible before this and now thanks to this product he's finally got some tools for his imagination.
Cristina, portland, or - 21st November 2003
visitor avatar This was a great thing. My boyfriend and i had a great time with it. I dont think it will ever be the same without the kit.
Stephanie, Florida - 17th November 2003
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