The scented candle industry is so saturated with the same old boring smells, it's a miracle that the world has any Lavender, Vanilla or Sandal Wood left. These feeble aromas are supposed to affect you, invigorate you, evoke old memories and emotions. But they don't.
Stinky Candles rectify this imbalance and bring an authentic series of foul fragrances to the fore. All of them instantly familiar and offensive to your senses.
There are six rotten and potent aromas to choose from:
Vomit – A retch-inducing reminder of those savage nights out Urinal – Ahh. Sweet, sweet ammonia Petrol – A genuine guilty pleasure for most people, what a smell! Onion – Quite likely to make you cry Fast Food – That greasy bag of fish and chips left on the bus Body Odour – Now you can blame it on a candle
Don't pretend that you're not a little bit intrigued. They're a sensory revelation, and you can even use them to create a strange and smelly romantic ambiance. After all, nothing says "let's slip into something more comfortable" like the rich odour of a freshly cut onion or a stale urinal.