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Period Panties

Bloody marvellous

Period Panties

Bloody marvellous

  •  A pair of undies that affectionately says "not tonight darling"
  •  Celebrate those wondrous ovaries
  •  Don't wear granny pants every month, pull on something special
  •  Five striking and hilarious designs
  •  Black and double-layered internal crotch (naturally)
  •  You'd be menstrual not to buy a pair!
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description

Once upon a time there lived a young, independent woman who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time.

At last there's a solution – Period Panties, a bright pair of undies that affectionately says "Now is really not a good time dear." Available in five striking and hilarious designs; including Rainbo: First Blood and Captain Redbeard, these comfy knickers are practical too with a black, double-layered inner crotch and front panel.

They're a proud celebration of those glorious ovaries – just because you're on your period, it doesn't mean you have to wear that wretched pair of old granny pants. Stick it to Aunt Ruby and pull on something special instead.

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Please Note:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • A pair of undies that needs no explanation
  • Celebrate your womanhood, throw those granny pants away
  • Five hilarious and striking designs – Rainbo: First Blood, Captain Redbeard, Dawn of the Red, Evil Beaver, Curse of Blood
  • Inner crotch and front panel are double-layered
  • Made from 95% combed cotton and 5% Elastine
Sizing:

SizeWaist (inches)Hips (inches)
Small1026-2735
Medium1228-2937
Large1430-3340

Customer Reviews

Bloody Marvellous!
Aunt Flow, Down South - 8th August 2014
Best way to let your s/o whats going on downstairs if your mood doesn't give the hints! :).
Emma Hamilton, United Kingdom - 7th August 2014
I came expecting classical 'period' clothing. What is this poppy cock?
Sir Charlesworth Of Frumpington, Frumpington Estate - 31st July 2014

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