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Period Panties

Bloody marvellous

A pair of undies that affectionately says "not tonight darling"
Celebrate those wondrous ovaries
Don't wear granny pants every month, pull on something special
Five striking and hilarious designs
Black and double-layered internal crotch (naturally)
You'd be menstrual not to buy a pair!

Once upon a time there lived a young, independent woman who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time.

At last there's a solution – Period Panties, a bright pair of undies that affectionately says "Now is really not a good time dear." Available in five striking and hilarious designs; including Redrum and Rainbo: First Blood, these comfy knickers are practical too with a black, double-layered inner crotch and front panel.

They're a proud celebration of those glorious ovaries – just because you're on your period, it doesn't mean you have to wear that wretched pair of old granny pants. Stick it to Aunt Ruby and pull on something special instead.

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Product Features:
  • A pair of undies that needs no explanation
  • Celebrate your womanhood, throw those granny pants away
  • Five hilarious and striking designs – Rainbo: First Blood, Redrum, Dawn of the Red, Evil Beaver, Curse of Blood
  • Designed by Anthony Hall of Harebrained
  • Inner crotch and front panel are double-layered
  • Made from 95% combed cotton and 5% Elastine

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Customer reviews
"Bought as a present for a friend, and she loved them! A jokey but practical present, great fit and quality."
Emilie - 6th of February, 2015
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