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The Drop - Horror Novel Toilet Roll

Sh*t yourself. Literally.

The Drop - Horror Novel Toilet Roll

Sh*t yourself. Literally.

$15.69
 
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  •  It will scare the sh*t out of you
  •  Guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat
  •  Written by Koji Suzuki, famed author of the 'Ring' and 'Spiral' series
  •  No need to spend your toilet breaks reading shampoo labels
  •  Set of 3 toilet rolls each telling their own terrifying tale
  •  Stop wasting your precious £££'s on painful laxatives
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When a stubborn stool just won't emerge, some people say you should relax, focus on something else. Others suggest adjusting your posture, crossing one leg over the other. Not us, we'd recommend reading a passage or two from The Drop - Horror Novel Toilet Roll, it'll quite literally scare the sh*t out of you.

This harrowing tale printed upon toilet tissue is set in a public restroom and ties into the ancient Japanese belief that evil spirits reside in the smallest room of the house. Parents used to tease children that a hairy hand would emerge and then drag them down into the murky waters. Can you honestly say that you haven't walked into a bathroom and felt (or smelled) the presence of a malevolent spirit?

Written by renowned Japanese author Koji Suzuki, famous for creating the 'Ring' and 'Spiral' series (those titles feel strangely appropriate here). This has got to be the only author in the entire world who actually wants you to wipe your arse with their literary masterpiece.

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Please Note:
  • It's okay, evil spirits don't inhabit your toilet. Unless you live in Japan
Product Features:
  • Set of 3 toilet rolls each telling their own terrifying horror story
  • The story is repeated over every 86 cm of paper
  • Made from 100% recycled paper
  • 100 sheets per roll, 2 ply
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 12cm(H) x 10cm(Ø)

Customer Reviews

I love horror story and love my part of toilet reading. I thought this would be an excellent addition to my bathroom where I can enjoy a good read while doing my daily business. However, my joy was hampered when I have realised my gf used chapter 5 during her morning session, which is a chapter I very much looked forward to reading.
Zi, London - 21st July 2014
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