Whether you're an heroic knight or a lowly serf, we think that you deserve to taste the finest delicacy in all the land – Canned Dragon Meat.
Those chaotic, fire-breathing days are but a distant memory, as these once-feared beasts have now been mercilessly slain for your dining pleasure. Some comment that the flavour is reminiscent of corned beef, only infused with a little magic and wonder. Others say it's more like turkey but with a fiery kick, we'll let you make up your own mind.
This prime and tender cut of mythical meat has been pre-cooked so it can be re-heated or enjoyed straight out of the can. Though it hasn't been de-scaled or de-horned so watch your teeth.
- Not actually edible, it's a plush Dragon head in a can. This does however mean that it's suitable for vegetarians and gluten free!
- Enjoy the most sought-after meat in the entire kingdom
- Freshly slain!
- Tastes a little like corned beef
- Pre-cooked so you can enjoy this mythical meat hot or cold
- From the maker's of Canned Unicorn Meat (where DO they find these creatures?)
- Weighs 538g
- Measures approximately 16cm(H) x 10cm(Ø)