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Cranston Pickle

Bring out the Cranston

Cranston Pickle

Bring out the Cranston

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  •  Enjoy Albuquerque's favourite sandwich spread
  •  Sky blue colour with a Heisenberg hat screw-top lid
  •  Worryingly moreish
  •  Coming soon: RJ Mitte's Pancake Mix – "Have an A1 breakfast"


Since the tear-jerking finale of Breaking Bad, award-winning actor Bryan Cranston has partnered up with a leading British food brand (who would prefer to remain anonymous) to create a unique and delicious sandwich pickle – they knew the business and he knew the chemistry.

With it's iconic sky blue colour and Heisenberg hat screw-top lid it's destined to become an instant household favourite. Does it contain chunks of 99.1% pure crystal methamphetamine? Quite probably. Though the recipe is a closely guarded secret.

Bryan Cranston on his new-found love for making pickle:
"I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it"

It possesses a distinctive and curiously addictive flavour, so if you've not tried this potent pickle before, maybe your best course is to spread lightly.

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Please Note:
  • Suitable for vegetarians. Not advisable for recovering meth addicts
Product Features:
  • Enjoy Albuquerque's favourite sandwich spread
  • Sky blue colour
  • Screw-top pork pie hat lid
  • Handmade in a converted laundrette in the middle of the desert
  • Irresistibly moreish
  • 360g jar of sweet sandwich pickle

Customer Reviews

Highly recommend, did have a fall out with our Postman though, had to remind him that I am the one who knocks.
Michael F, Derby - 1st April 2014
Yeah b&%*h. Sandwiches.
Jesse P, London - 1st April 2014
Delish spread on thick sliced Walter Mighty White bread with a chunk of Saul Goodman Gloucester cheese. Yum!
Hol Thomas, In A RV Camper In The New Mexico Desert - 1st April 2014
Awesome stuff. You won't get anything else like it and it's such a good price. I licked the jar clean and need some more. Any chance of larger jars or discount on bulk?
Melissa Ah, LA - 1st April 2014
Firebox says: We'll have to speak to our good friend Gus Fring about getting these in bulk.
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