Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
This coffee tastes incredible whether you approve of swear words or not
We recommend using one heaped desert spoon per cup of coffee
Store in a f*cking cool and dark place
Use within four f*cking weeks of opening
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
The label tells you all you need to know – it's f*cking strong
A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee
Ground Coffee suitable for all types of coffee makers
Packed and roasted at our London roastery
Net Weight 250g
12 month shelf life
Measures approximately 13cm(W) x 22cm(H) x 7.5cm(D)
I wanted a strong coffee and I got one, I was expecting one due to the packaging and it delivered!
Paul - 6th of October, 2015
Review 1 of 13
Mere words can almost not explain how good this coffee is! It is the whambam of good coffees!
Carmel - 4th of October, 2015
Review 2 of 13
Truly tasty coffee.
Ali - 18th of September, 2015
Review 3 of 13
Bought as a birthday gift. Absolutely perfect. Got to be my favourite site on the net!
Matthew - 22nd of July, 2015
Review 4 of 13
Excellent quirky gift.
Manny - 10th of July, 2015
Review 5 of 13
Great tasting and just as strong as was promised.... Nice one guys!
Ian - 16th of June, 2015
Review 6 of 13
Wonderful coffee! Bought it for my coffee fanatic of a boyfriend and he loves it! No complaints of weak coffee since this arrived!
Alii - 11th of June, 2015
Review 7 of 13
Great tasting coffee...if you like it strong that is!
R - 30th of May, 2015
Review 8 of 13
Its f**king strong.
Amber - 5th of April, 2015
Review 9 of 13
Man, that's some f**king strong coffee right there. It's like rocket fuel in coffee form!