The time has come to endow your child with the chiselled washboard abs and distinguished masculinity of a Victorian Strongman.
These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend and come complete with a classic striped vest and weight belt to hold in their miniature gut as they delight you with incredible feats of superhuman strength.
It'll be some years before they can grow an oversized and bristly moustache that does this outfit justice; but in no time at all they'll be bending the bars of their cot, curling milk bottles like dumbbells and swinging their potty around as if it were a 20kg kettle bell.
May or may not actually give your child superhuman strength
Endow your child with the chiselled physique of a Victorian Strongman
No need to subject your infant to hours of strenuous weight-lifting
Features a classic striped vest and weight belt for their tiny gut
Ultra realistic high-quality printing
Made from a comfortable blend of Polyester (90%) and Spandex (10%)