If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.
- All the cool kids have these plush toys – not sexually transmitted diseases
- Soft and cuddly venereal diseases
- Over a million times their actual size
- All the cool kids have them, you want to be cool don't you?
- You can use them to show your partners which ones you have to try and soften that painfully embarrassing conversation
- Each microbe comes with an information tag including its scientific name, an image of the actual microbe and a mini history/science lesson.
Surface washable: Simply sponge with a mixture of warm water and mild soap. Allow to air dry, then brush to restore fabric to its original fullness.
- Chlamydia Measures approximately 11cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 9cm(D)
- Crabs Measures approximately 19.5cm(W) x 14.5cm(H) x 5.5cm(D)
- Herpes Measures approximately 13cm(W) x 13cm(H) x 10cm(D)
- Syphilis Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 8cm(D)
- The Clap Measures approximately 17cm(W) x 7cm(H) x 7cm(D)