If you're going to catch a disease, it might as well be transmitted sexually. Or at least that's one way of looking at it. Granted your genitals may feel a little bit like they're on fire, but how can you stay mad at 'The Clap' when it's now so soft, cuddly and over a million times its actual size?
Based upon their microscopic counterparts, these Giant STDs are the ideal venereal critters to spruce up your sexually active bed chamber. At last they're a pleasure to spend the night with – giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling, in a good way.
This is your chance to give and receive 'Herpes' without the cold sores and lifetime of regret, to be riddled with 'Crabs' but without the relentless itching. All the cool kids have them and now you can too.
All the cool kids have these plush toys – not sexually transmitted diseases
Soft and cuddly venereal diseases
Over a million times their actual size
All the cool kids have them, you want to be cool don't you?
You can use them to show your partners which ones you have to try and soften that painfully embarrassing conversation
Each microbe comes with an information tag including its scientific name, an image of the actual microbe and a mini history/science lesson.
Surface washable: Simply sponge with a mixture of warm water and mild soap. Allow to air dry, then brush to restore fabric to its original fullness.
Chlamydia Measures approximately 11cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 9cm(D)
Crabs Measures approximately 19.5cm(W) x 14.5cm(H) x 5.5cm(D)
Herpes Measures approximately 13cm(W) x 13cm(H) x 10cm(D)
Syphilis Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 8cm(D)
The Clap Measures approximately 17cm(W) x 7cm(H) x 7cm(D)
I bought my girlfriend Chlamydia and had it delivered to the office. It received many a laugh and is now living on her desk.
Scott - 11th of July, 2015
Review 1 of 10
Comedy gold. Very much enjoyed giving my friends chlamydia.
Ella - 20th of June, 2015
Review 2 of 10
Gave my boyfriend Chlamydia for his birthday and he was thrilled.
Rebecca - 19th of June, 2015
Review 3 of 10
I wanted to buy them something they couldn't get rid of - Herpes was just the ticket! Everyone loved it and wanted to know where to get them.
Katie - 3rd of June, 2015
Review 4 of 10
So cute for Herpes, recipient loved it.
Alex - 1st of May, 2015
Review 5 of 10
Awfully cute :).
Rebecca - 17th of April, 2015
Review 6 of 10
Fricking ace - possibly the best valentines gift my boyfriend has ever received. My words not his. But I think he'd concur.
Maria - 17th of February, 2015
Review 7 of 10
It was a little smaller than I thought, but still nice.
Martina - 21st of July, 2015
Review 8 of 10
I gave my colleague chlamydia.
Lewis - 16th of July, 2015
Review 9 of 10
Little smaller than I expected, but still a great little gift, what better to give people on their birthday than an STD?