Some people say that flatulence should be seen and not heard. These people are clearly very confused and probably already wrestling with their own horrendous southerly vapours. Farts should be heard and not smelt, and arguably not even heard.
Flatulence Underwear allows you to finally trump with confidence, safe in the knowledge that those unwanted trouser fumes won't sting the nostrils of anyone nearby. These ordinary looking undergarments contain a highly porous carbon back-panel, so the next time there's a roar from the rump, the odorous smog becomes trapped and neutralised by the cloth.
Harnessing the same technology found in chemical warfare suits, these powerful pants are capable of stopping smells 200 times stronger than the average fart. If they're good enough for Mustard Gas then they can easily handle your full-bodied and intriguing stenches.
Everyone knows someone with obnoxious wind habits – a bona fide bench-warmer, a fragrant and shameless one-man jazz band. Or perhaps you are the one guilty of blowing the old bum bugle a little too frequently? Whoever it is, they can pull on these gas-trapping pantaloons and trump away to their (f)heart's content.
Never assume that a trump is simply a trump – this is not a nappy
Particularly terrible diet? We'd recommend layering up two pairs
Active carbon back-panel is reactivated during washing
If you're unsure of size, it's better to be too tight than too loose. The last thing you want is to spring a leak
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Absorbs and neutralises those unwanted trouser fumes
Comfortable fit – feels just like regular underwear
No need to clench and hold in that uncomfortable wind
Don't worry, the timeless and hilarious sounds still remain
Now you can trump away to your (f)heart's content
Harnesses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits
Proud winners of the ACA ‘Look Good Feel Good Award’