F*ck work and f*ck Ikea too.
Monday morning, the desperate slog begins. The commute is absolutely soul-destroying, your boss is a total jerk and your days are just woefully unfulfilling. Finally the blessed weekend arrives. A time to put your feet up and forget your troubles, not get dragged around Ikea. Choose tea, not meatballs and poor quality furniture.
If you've finally realised that there's nothing to live for – sit back, dip a biscuit and toast your cynical rat-race existence and weekend consumerist angst with the Modern Toss Work & Weekend Mugs.