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Sh*t Bitch Bear

And they say romance is dead

Nothing turns on a woman more than honesty
Struggling to put your feelings into words? Let this bear do it
Give them a token of your enduring no-nonsense love
This is your chance to sidestep the stale Valentine's Day clichés

Nothing turns a woman on like a bit of good old-fashioned honesty.

So for once, this Valentine's day you're going to tell her precisely how you feel about her. Stand out from the other desperate suitors. She doesn't want a soppy clichéd poem or a boring bunch of flowers, she longs for an authentic token of your no-nonsense and genuine love.

It's often hard to put these delicate feelings into words, but there's no doubt that this cheeky little ball of fur has done it with pinpoint accuracy. The cuddlesome Shit Bitch Bear clutches a large faux silk heart and proudly advertises your unspoken affections.

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Please Note:
  • Not everyone enjoys being called a bitch
Product Features:
  • Snuggly little bear, proudly displays your untold feelings
  • Impress your lady with your brazen honesty
  • A refreshingly cheeky gift that evades the tired Valentine's day clichés
  • Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D)
Customer reviews
"It was a funny valentines gift but really small, for the price I was expecting something a bit bigger than the size of my hand."
Rebecca - 25th of February, 2015
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