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Shit Bitch Bear

And they say romance is dead

Shit Bitch Bear

And they say romance is dead

  •  Nothing turns on a woman more than honesty
  •  Struggling to put your feelings into words? Let this bear do it
  •  Give them a token of your enduring no-nonsense love
  •  This is your chance to sidestep the stale Valentine's Day clichés
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Nothing turns a woman on like a bit of good old-fashioned honesty.

So for once, this Valentine's day you're going to tell her precisely how you feel about her. Stand out from the other desperate suitors. She doesn't want a soppy clichéd poem or a boring bunch of flowers, she longs for an authentic token of your no-nonsense and genuine love.

It's often hard to put these delicate feelings into words, but there's no doubt that this cheeky little ball of fur has done it with pinpoint accuracy. The cuddlesome Shit Bitch Bear clutches a large faux silk heart and proudly advertises your unspoken affections.

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Please Note:
  • Not everyone enjoys being called a bitch
Product Features:
  • Snuggly little bear, proudly displays your untold feelings
  • Impress your lady with your brazen honesty
  • A refreshingly cheeky gift that evades the tired Valentine's day clichés
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Bought this as a 'romantic' present for my boyfriend - whilst his mum didn't understand it at all, we both thought it was hilarious and it went down a storm.
Katheryn, United Kingdom - 9th November 2014
I got this as a birthday present today from my boyfriend, it's so cute and funny and just the perfect gift for me.
Keighley, Leicester - 22nd July 2014
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