Nothing turns a woman on like a bit of good old-fashioned honesty.
So for once, this Valentine's day you're going to tell her precisely how you feel about her. Stand out from the other desperate suitors. She doesn't want a soppy clichéd poem or a boring bunch of flowers, she longs for an authentic token of your no-nonsense and genuine love.
It's often hard to put these delicate feelings into words, but there's no doubt that this cheeky little ball of fur has done it with pinpoint accuracy. The cuddlesome Shit Bitch Bear clutches a large faux silk heart and proudly advertises your unspoken affections.
Not everyone enjoys being called a bitch
Snuggly little bear, proudly displays your untold feelings
Impress your lady with your brazen honesty
A refreshingly cheeky gift that evades the tired Valentine's day clichés
Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D)