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Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka

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The World's only pure milk vodka
Reassuringly British, made in the West Dorset countryside
Sweet creamy taste with subtle hints of vanilla and cinnamon
Say 'bullocks' to regular Russian fire-water

Haven't you herd? Cow's milk and vodka, they were just made for each udder.

Forged in the very heart of the West Dorset countryside, Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka is the world's only pure milk vodka. With a warming, sweet and creamy taste, laced with subtle notes of vanilla and cinnamon it's nothing like that throat-scorching Russian potato juice.

Imagine the old nursery rhyme; except Little Miss Muffet turns the curds into award winning cheeses and ferments the whey into a milk beer which is then distilled, specially blended and triple-filtered into a deliciously unique vodka.

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Please Note:
  • Sorry for milking the puns unnecessarily
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Product Features:
  • The World's only pure milk vodka!
  • Made in the West Dorset countryside
  • A niche British brand, revered amongst Russian connoisseurs
  • Sweet, creamy and warming taste with notes of Vanilla and Cinnamon
  • Delectable served straight up or with a mixer
  • 40% Alc. vol
  • Bottle contains 70cl of delightful milky vodka
Customer reviews
"Smooth like milk from a cow!"
Michael - 10th of February, 2015
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