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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

The bitter taste of disappointment

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  •  Fortune favours the brave but can you face the brutal truth?
  •  Crack open your damned miserable reality
  •  Indulge alone or share the hopeless truth with your friends
  •  These disturbing cookies tell it like it is
  •  The perfect sobering accompaniment to a Chinese takeaway



Regular fortune cookies are tame and boring. Stuffed with banal and clichéd anecdotes that apply to both everyone and no-one. Rubbish.

Let's face it, the cookies have always tasted like cardboard dipped in artificial sweetener; so you deserve to at least crack open a pointed and sobering fortune that stirs you, disturbs you, forces you to look deeply at who you are and where you're headed. These miserable Misfortune Cookies tell it like it is.

Deal them out to your unfortunate friends, or sit alone and unlock your hopeless reality as you morbidly stuff down mouthfuls of Chinese food and ponder your own wretched existence.

Read 'em and weep.

More Information

Please Note:
  • Any resemblance to actual fortunes is completely coincidental. Maybe
Product Features:
  • Indulge alone or share the miserable truth with your friends
  • Contains 8 cookies, each with a different misfortune
  • Crack them open and ponder your hopeless existence
  • Finally some fortune cookies that tell it like it is
  • Flour, water, sugar, rapeseed oil, soya lecithin, raising agent: E500
  • Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 12cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Loved these, I brought them to an evening with friends and everyone enjoyed finding out how crap their life was going to be.

Caroline - 18th of June, 2015

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