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EST. 1998
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Misfortune Cookies

The bitter taste of disappointment

Misfortune Cookies

The bitter taste of disappointment

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  • Fortune favours the brave but can you face the brutal truth?
  • Crack open your damned miserable reality
  • These disturbing cookies tell it like it is
  • The perfect sobering accompaniment to a Chinese takeaway
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Regular fortune cookies are tame and boring. Stuffed with banal and clichéd anecdotes that apply to both everyone and no-one. Rubbish.

Let's face it, the cookies have always tasted like cardboard dipped in artificial sweetener; so you deserve to at least crack open a pointed and sobering fortune that stirs you, disturbs you, forces you to look deeply at who you are and where you're headed. These miserable Misfortune Cookies tell it like it is.

Deal them out to your unfortunate friends, or sit alone and unlock your hopeless reality as you morbidly stuff down mouthfuls of Chinese food and ponder your own wretched existence.

Read 'em and weep.

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Please Note:
  • Any resemblance to actual fortunes is completely coincidental. Maybe.
Product Features:
  • Indulge alone or share the miserable truth with your friends
  • Crack them open and ponder your hopeless existence
  • Finally some fortune cookies that tell it like it is
  • Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 12cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Ah, Misfortune Cookies... Shrouded in mystery. Many have purchased, but none returned to tell the tale... Yet! Will you be the first brave soul to Submit a Review?