Are you bored of playing that Jazz flute solo? Is tonight the night you want to be Co-people instead of Co-workers? Perhaps you're going to be entertaining a band of smelly pirate hookers on Whore Island. Or maybe you're just grabbing some afternoon delight and have simply extended a cordial invitation to the pants party.
You're wearing the right cologne and you've introduced James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater, but before the ladies meet the Octagon you're going to need to get yourself some protection.
Hand-picked and fresh out of Brian Fantana's world famous Condom Cabinet comes two absolute bedside staples for those times when it's not "just the pleats" in your pants.
So don't just take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never call them again. Make sure you're prepared. Sheath your mighty steed inside the Hooded Guest or the Rigid Ghost and take them to Pleasure Town.
They’ve done studies, you know. And about 98% percent of the time, they work every time
These are regular-sized condoms so if you're kind of a big deal they may not be for you
Before you enter that San Diego (German for whale's vagina), pull on some protection
Pack of 2 choice condoms from Brian Fantana's World Famous Condom Cabinet
Includes the Hooded Guest (ribbed for your pleasure) and the Rigid Ghost