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Grizzly Bear Underwear

The Bear-faced Cheek

Grizzly Bear Underwear

The Bear-faced Cheek

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  • Warm your ferocious manhood in a grizzly growler
  • Emblazoned with the gaping jaws of a snarling bear
  • 100% Polyester – the hallowed fabric of the gods
  • If you go down to the wood today...


"Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. But the only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good." – Charles Montgomery Burns

Hibernate your ferocious manhood (or indeed womanhood) inside the polyester warmth of this Grizzly Bear Underwear. Go on, give your gonads a big old bear hug.

With one finger on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another probing at our love for wild animals; these beastly boxers are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation.

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Please Note:
  • He might be snarling, he could just as equally be yawning or singing
  • No flap for your John Thomas, but who uses that anyway? (the flap)
  • Bears and Hares do not get along
  • Wash inside-out
Product Features:
  • Boxer shorts with snarling bear print
  • 100% Polyester – the fabric of kings
  • Quality printing
Size Informations:
  • S – W 28-30" L 11"
  • M – W 32-34" L 11"
  • L – W 36-38" L 11"

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