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Grizzly Bear Underwear

The Bear-faced Cheek

Grizzly Bear Underwear

The Bear-faced Cheek




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  •  Warm your ferocious manhood in a grizzly growler
  •  Emblazoned with the gaping jaws of a snarling bear
  •  100% Polyester – the hallowed fabric of the gods
  •  If you go down to the wood today...

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"Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. But the only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good." – Charles Montgomery Burns

Hibernate your ferocious manhood (or indeed womanhood) inside the polyester warmth of this Grizzly Bear Underwear. Go on, give your gonads a big old bear hug.

With one finger on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another probing at our love for wild animals; these beastly boxers are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation.

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Please Note:
  • He might be snarling, he could just as equally be yawning or singing
  • No flap for your John Thomas, but who uses that anyway? (the flap)
  • Bears and Hares do not get along
  • Wash inside-out
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • Boxer shorts with snarling bear print
  • 100% Polyester – the fabric of kings
  • Quality printing
Size Informations:
  • S – W 28-30" L 11"
  • M – W 32-34" L 11"
  • L – W 36-38" L 11"

Customer Reviews

Mrs D thinks I look a real hunk when I rock up in these babies.
Shaun, Okehampton - 8th May 2014