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EST. 1998
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Tuco's Grill Paperweight

Dental Block

Tuco's Grill Paperweight

Dental Block

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  • Own an iconic souvenir of all that is left of Tuco Salamanca
  • Plucked from the jaws of a psychopathic drug kingpin
  • Pretend you're the boisterous head of the Albuquerque DEA
  • Celebrate the demise of one of Breaking Bad's finest villains
  • A Worldwide Firebox Exclusive
  • This grill is tight, tight, tight!

description

Stripped straight out of his narcissistic gob and set inside a clear acrylic cube, this is all that remains of Tuco Salamanca. Following a thwarted poisoning attempt and a couple of violent shoot-outs, these bejewelled silver choppers are finally yours to own.

With such a villainous relic on your desk you can feel just like the smug (and balding) head of the Alberquerque DEA, Hank Schrader. He got a "big ole raging hard-on at the idea of catching this piece of sh*t" and this iconic dental trophy is a testament to his guile and ruthlessness, his boisterous criminal-catching expertise.

So the next time you're hunting a psychopathic Mexican drug kingpin, keep all of your precious case notes in check with this imposing souvenir paperweight.

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Please Note:
  • These teeth are definitely evil/probably cursed/the cartel will find you
Product Features:
  • Own an iconic souvenir of all that remains of Tuco Salamanca
  • Stripped from the jaws of a psychopathic drug kingpin
  • Comes in a green, chemistry-themed box
  • A Worldwide Firebox Exclusive
  • Celebrate the demise of one of Breaking Bad's finest villains
  • Feel as though you're the boisterous head of the Albuquerque DEA
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 6cm(W) x 6cm(H) x 6cm(D)

Customer Reviews

It's amazing! It makes me feel like I'm a DEA agent when I'm sat at my desk.
Glenn, England - 8th April 2014
Recieved this as a gift from my colleagues. Couldn't stand to look at it so I threw it in a river. 10/10 for it's ability to weigh down paper.
Hank, Alberquerque - 19th March 2014