Instant Regret Beer is an award-winning aromatic porter, brewed by the alchemists of pain at Brewsters Brewery and violated by a 2 million scoville chili extract.
This is the very opposite of refreshing, chilling it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever. Seriously, it is infinitely hotter than we could have ever imagined. Arguably we've made a terrible, terrible mistake and you would be wise to have a milk/ice-cream chaser very close to hand. Your mouth will never forgive you. It's pure hell fire that will mercilessly punish your senses and we won't even bother to mention the internal strife it'll cause.
Once you've recovered, all that will remain will be to share the painful, life-affirming experience with everyone you know – which is a why we've made them in generous packs of four.
Put your taste buds to the ultimate test. Pop the cap and try it for yourself.
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.
By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.
HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT'S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
CAUTION: Contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning.
DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery.
DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 18... or over 18 for that matter.
Keep out of reach of children.
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An award-winning aromatic porter brewed by Brewsters Brewery
Contains 2 million scoville chili extract
4 x 330ml bottles
Box measures approximately 15cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 26cm(D)