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Salami Notes

Meaty Memos

Salami Notes

Meaty Memos

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  •  Thinly sliced by our expert butchers
  •  High-quality cured sausage meat, very low in fat
  •  Rind left on. Wrapped in a traditional deli-netting
  •  Transforms your regular yellow post-its into slices of cheese


Post-it notes are boring. So very boring. You see one and they immediately spell out bad news – a chore, an unwanted reminder, an IOU. Salami Notes are here to turn those paper pouts into smoked-sausage smiles.

Made from high-quality cured pork and thinly sliced by our master butchers, these meaty memos are certain to liven up your desktop space and make note-sharing a juicy and appetising affair. Perfect for leaving a delicate(ssen) message for that smoking hot (char)cute(r)ie in the office. (Sorry)

Best of all, these salami notes will miraculously transform your regular boring yellow post-it notes...into slices of delicious cheese.

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Please Note:
  • Once opened, keep refrigerated
  • Even suitable for vegetarians
  • Not actually meat, just paper in the form of pork-based deliciousness
  • They're not sticky like post-it notes
Recipe Suggestion:
  • Pre-heat the oven to 180°C. Peel two cloves of fresh garlic and dice one large white onion. Rub the notepad with mustard and season liberally with salt and pepper. Pop all the ingredients in a baking tin. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown. Slice and serve.
Product Features:
  • 1000 slices per sausage (notes per pad)
  • Comes wrapped in its own deli netting
  • Measures approximately 10cm(H) x 6cm(Ø)

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