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Horse Action Figure

Lovely bunch of coconuts

Horse Action Figure

Lovely bunch of coconuts

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  •  Embark on your own low-budget quest for the Grail
  •  For those of us who cannot afford a trusty equine steed
  •  Officially licensed Monty Python merchandise
  •  Doubles as a very fetching hula bra
  •  Delivered to your door by African Swallows


Horse For Sale:

Age: 38 yrs
Height: 1 hand
Gender: Male
Breed: Other
Colour: Coconut-husk Brown

Friendly good-natured steed. Loves to be groomed and bathed. Would be perfect as a first-time horse. Used to dogs, sheep, farm machinery, white rabbits with sharp pointy teeth etc.

Sweet natured and trusting with new people and situations. No vices. Lovely temperament, quiet on busy roads, good in the box and a very pleasant ride with an easy jump. Makes his rider feel safe in everything he does. Ideal stallion potential.

He is passported, micro-chipped, wormed and ready to go.

Please give Arthur a ring for more information and to arrange to come and see him for yourself. We are certain you won't be disappointed.

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Please Note:
  • Not actually a horse, yer daft 'apeth.
Product Features:
  • Made from dried coconut shells
  • Officially licensed Monty Python merchandise
  • Measures approximately 24cm(W) x 20cm(H) x 4cm(D)

Customer Reviews

It was not delivered by African Swallows ... just mere seagulls :(
Pedro, In A House :) - 9th December 2013
Firebox says: It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Gotta love Monty Python!! My daughters already own a pair of these each, for horse-sound purposes...but they did amusingly (and with no encouragement!)hold them against themselves as hula bras!!
Chrissie, United Kingdom - 21st November 2013
You Are All Nuts, but Lovely with it :-) xXx Happy Christmas.
Rowena, United Kingdom - 18th November 2013
Firebox says: Thank you, Rowena. We love you. x

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