You don't want another pair of tired brown corduroy shufflers to roam around in. You want to slide your weary feet into the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered piece of footwear you ever set eyes on – the Killer Bunny Slippers.
Known throughout Camelot as the fearsome Rabbit of Caerbannog, it may look like a relatively innocuous fluffy critter with a flappy little gaping mouth but we warn you it's got a vicious streak a mile wide. It's a killer! He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Plant your feet in his warm, plush belly and you become the master of this wicked creature. Now you can keep your toes toasty and strike fear into all those who cross your path.