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Shark with Frickin Laser Beam

Better than ill-tempered sea bass

Shark with Frickin Laser Beam

Better than ill-tempered sea bass

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  • Dr Evil's crazy dream finally realised (sort of)
  • A suitable addition to your underground/volcanic/submarine "lair"
  • Perfect for all those evil Powerpoint presentations
  • Won't set you back 1 MILLION DOLLARS


You know, Dr Evil had just one simple request. And that was to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. His loyal cycloptic colleague 'Number 2' informed him that it sadly couldn't be done and until now we've had to settle for ill-tempered, mutated sea bass.

Admittedly a respectable start. But now you can have the real thing (sort of) with this supremely sharkadelic laser pointer. Just squeeze his soft little gills to activate the "laser" and rather than mercilessly slicing through all it comes into contact with, it'll provide you with a nice red dot instead.

It's perfect for all those evil Powerpoint presentations where you pitch your elaborate schemes for world domination, it's also great for mesmerising your fluffy white cat/mini-clone of yourself.

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Please Note:
  • MOLE!
  • This product is not waterproof
Product Features:
  • It's a frickin shark with a frickin laser beam on its frickin head
  • Class 1 laser (the safest you can get)
  • Requires 3 X 1.5v LR44 batteries (included)
  • Measures approximately 18cm(W) x 7.5cm(H) x 7cm(D)

Customer Reviews

This was my absolute favourite Christmas present by miles!! I think the husband is a little peeved that he spent so much money last year on ill tempered, mutated sea bass. This year, he got it right.
Kelly, Hampshire - 6th January 2014
My son (11) said: This is the freakin' best gift ever!!! He has not stopped using it all day, much to his amusement and our annoyance. It's really well made, laser shines for a surprising distance and the best feature ever... it rebounds off mirrors :) Oh...the fun (for him).
S. Robson, United Kingdom - 16th November 2013

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