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Jerk Store by Signfeld

The greatest comeback of all time

Jerk Store by Signfeld

The greatest comeback of all time

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  • A fitting homage to Costanza's witty riposte
  • Smart typographic prints featuring famous lines from Seinfeld
  • Available framed or unframed
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When you're innocently stuffing your face with prawn cocktail and a smug co-worker remarks "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" – just how do you respond to that?

Jerry recommends "The Zoo called. You're due back by six" and Kramer would advise that you simply tell them you've had sex with their wife.

Both very witty and valid ideas, but there's something decidedly childish and blunt about Costanza's classic 'Jerk Store' gibe that makes it the perfect pithy put-down.

The guys at Signfeld (not a typo, just an ingenious company name) have used a vintage shop sign style to immortalise the greatest comeback of all time to hang on your wall.

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Please Note:
  • We owe a debt of gratitude to Seinfeld and the 'Jerk Store' quip, for without it there would probably be no 'Toilet Store' in Anchorman. Hmmm.
Product Features:
  • Simple vintage shop sign style
  • Available framed or unframed
  • High quality printing
  • Unframed measures approximately 42cm(W) x 59cm(H)
  • Framed measures approximately 45cm(W) x 62cm(H)

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