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Kwik-E-Mart Reuseable Bag

Thank you, come again!

Kwik-E-Mart Reuseable Bag

Thank you, come again!

  •  Perfect for carrying Squishees, rotten hot-dogs and expired milk
  •  Pretend that you've been to a fictional convenience store
  •  Made from wondrously durable polyester
  •  Fully endorsed by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. What a name. What a man.

Devoted Kwik-E-Mart owner, brother of Sanjay, husband to Manjula, former medical student, original member of The Be Sharps, Chief of the Springfield Volunteer Fire Department and the Fifth Beatle. Is there a more well-rounded and hard-working Simpsons character?

Celebrate this loveable convenience store clerk who famously worked a 96 hour shift and shamelessly pedals tainted merchandise at extraordinarily high prices. Made from gloriously durable polyester and able to hold 15 litres of your shopping, this officially licensed and reusable bag is perfect for carrying all those Squishees, cans of Duff Beer and expired/re-labelled hot dogs.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart Reuseable Bag? You dooooooooooooo.

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Product Features:
  • Stop hurting our planet by using one of billions of plastic bags and start using one of millions of mass-produced re-usable ones for heavens sake!
  • Extra zip pocket on the back
  • Made of 100% polyester
  • Officially licensed
Dimensions:
  • Holds approximately 15 litres
  • When flat – measures approximately 48cm(W) x 42cm(H)
  • Folds down to approximately 8.5cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 3cm(D)

Customer Reviews

'Who needs a Kwik-E-Mart?' 'I doooooooooooooooo' Get some stares, for all the right reasons.
Sophie, Cardiff, Wales - 22nd July 2014