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Thin King Wallet

The simple bare necessities

Thin King Wallet

The simple bare necessities



$50.19
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  • Scale down your overflowing wallet to the essentials
  • Just 8mm thick - prevent undignified trouser bulges!
  • Unique hidden gripping method that holds 1 to 4 cards
  • Durable, discreet and lightweight
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who love a hearty thick-set wallet, bulging with shrapnel and brimming with decade-old receipts and loyalty cards. Then there are those who prefer to carry just the very bare essentials, and if you fall into this second category you will love the Thin King Wallet.

Perfect for everyday use, this slick little wallet is just 8mm thick and made from a rugged anodized aluminium so that it's incredibly strong but also very lightweight. An ingenious internal gripping method allows you to securely hold between one and four cards without them falling out and its classic modern design means it'll blend in seamlessly with your own style. Continuing the valiant battle against electronic purse-snatching, the Thin King will also keep your cards nice and safe from RFID skimmers and scanners.

This slimline sovereign decrees that you throw away your saggy leather wallet, stop carrying so much loose change and extraneous cards and embrace a new way of thinking.

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Please Note:
  • The smooth and incredibly satisfying sensation of sliding a card into the Thin King wallet may cause mild sexual arousal
Product Features:
  • Just 8mm thick!
  • Durable, discreet and lightweight
  • Unique hidden gripping method - holds 1 to 4 cards
  • Made from anodized aluminium - the same thing that aeroplanes are made out of (!)
  • Classic and modern design
  • Available in 3 colours
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 6cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 0.8cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Ah, Thin King Wallet... Shrouded in mystery. Many have purchased, but none returned to tell the tale... Yet! Will you be the first brave soul to Submit a Review?