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Animal Masks

I wanna walk like you, talk like you

Animal Masks

I wanna walk like you, talk like you

  •  Embrace your avian/equine alter ego.
  •  Don't let animals have all the fun
  •  One size fits all, unless you have a phenomenally large head
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Being a human is exceedingly tedious, animals have all the fun. Don't even try and deny it, spend just 5 minutes anywhere on the internet and you'll see that we're right. This is ultimately why you need the Animal Masks in your life.

When you’re wearing a large rubber animal mask you possess all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses, you open doors to endless new experiences. And just like any decent arcade game, the creature you choose says a lot about you - which one will you be? Here are some gratuitous suggestions:

The Pigeon
Live the filthy avian dream. Join the flock. Perch menacingly up trees and on lampposts. Wildly flap your arms and nonchalantly strut around people trying to enjoy their packed lunches.

The Chicken
Endlessly cross roads and cluck at those who question your intentions. Engage in a merciless illegal cock-fight. Let out loud, blood-curdling Cockadoodledoo's at the crack of dawn. Try to lay an egg.

The Horse
Take on a strict dietary regimen of oats and sugar lumps. Buck without warning. Find yourself a lightweight child-jockey and enter yourself into the Grand National.

Now choose your beast and take on the world.

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Product Features:
  • Large, comfy and semi-realistic
  • Lead the uncompromising lives of a Chicken, Pigeon or Horse
  • Made from Latex
Dimensions:
  • One size fits all, unless you have a phenomenally large head. May be slightly on the large side for children

Customer Reviews

Brilliant! the horse mask made a great headgear item for prom, and drew lots of attention. Must buy for absolutely hilarious day to day activities. I LOVE IT!
Ben, England - 20th August 2014
Getting a 'Hotline Miami' vibe from these masks. Very cool, Will more animals be available in future on the site?
Alan Smithee, Angus, Scotland - 4th July 2014