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Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Bring me my ****ing Tea

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Bring me my ****ing Tea

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  •  Vastly extend your vulgar vocabulary
  •  Impress and verbally disarm your peers
  •  Created by the irreverent geniuses at Modern Toss
  •  Superb liquid-holding capabilities
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Learning can be fun, particularly when it's downright rude and can be eloquently yelled at those around you. From the loveable foul-mouthed misanthropists at Modern Toss comes the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug.

At first glance this may look like your regular table of mundane chemical discoveries, but on closer inspection this filthy little mug houses a pantheon of vulgar vocabulary and pithy put-downs.

Perhaps you've been wronged by a co-worker, or just spilled your own piping hot drink straight into your lap, whatever the outburst - never be lost for words when sipping from this mighty cup of profani-tea.

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Please Note:
  • Saucy language may not be suitable for children (but that doesn’t mean they won’t love it when they hear it at school)
Product Features:
  • Designed by the deviant minds at Modern Toss
  • High quality ceramic mug of knowledge
  • Microwave and Dishwasher safe (but we'd recommend lashings of soap and water for your potty mouth)
  • Measures approximately 9.5cm(H) x 8.5cm(Ø)
  • Holds approximately 300ml

Customer Reviews

Great quality and hilarious gift for a pal.
Cat, United Kingdom - 11th February 2014
For every product you advertise for you make it look great, and then when it arrives it is somehow even more awesome than described. So I was very pleased with the mug. I was very satisfied with the product; although the amount of swearing is quite intense, but otherwise very humorous.
Oskar Woehr, Switzerland - 9th December 2013

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