Fancy a peanut? Please allow us to re-phrase that.
Would you like to taste the most ferociously hot peanuts that you'll ever have the fiery misfortune to consume? That will scorch your mouth and reduce your tongue to a smouldering pink pulp? That'll send streaming hot tears of magma down your remorseful face? Then Instant Regret Burning Hot Peanuts are surely the perfect molten munchies for you. You nutter.
Not your average boring bar snack, God no. These painfully powerful peanuts have been generously coated with a 1 million Scoville Naga Chilli mix and if you value your taste-buds even in the slightest, we wouldn't recommend shovelling handful after handful into your mouth.
Make no mistake, these nuts are excessively hot and will be a veritable inferno for even the most seasoned connoisseurs of combustible cuisine!