Fancy a peanut? Please allow us to re-phrase that.
Would you like to taste the most ferociously hot peanuts that you'll ever have the fiery misfortune to consume? That will scorch your mouth and reduce your tongue to a smouldering pink pulp? That'll send streaming hot tears of magma down your remorseful face? Then Instant Regret Burning Hot Peanuts are surely the perfect molten munchies for you. You nutter.
Not your average boring bar snack, God no. These painfully powerful peanuts have been generously coated with a 1 million Scoville Naga Chilli mix and if you value your taste-buds even in the slightest, we wouldn't recommend shovelling handful after handful into your mouth.
Make no mistake, these nuts are excessively hot and will be a veritable inferno for even the most seasoned connoisseurs of combustible cuisine!
HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT'S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
CAUTION: Burning Hot Peanuts contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
CAUTION: This sauce has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts, although that'll be the least of your worries once you try some.
DO NOT go overboard. Test your tolerance, otherwise you may ruin your quiet pint.
DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don't like them.
DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery... or any machinery.
DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
DO NOT Place on sensitive areas of unsuspecting people's bodies.
Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter.
May contain nuts (and pain)
Suitable for vegetarians
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.