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Instant Regret Burning Hot Peanuts

Pain in the nuts

Instant Regret Burning Hot Peanuts

Pain in the nuts

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  •  Offensively hot peanuts
  •  Lavishly coated in a 1 million Scoville Naga Chilli mix
  •  Not to be confused with a light pub snack


Fancy a peanut? Please allow us to re-phrase that.

Would you like to taste the most ferociously hot peanuts that you'll ever have the fiery misfortune to consume? That will scorch your mouth and reduce your tongue to a smouldering pink pulp? That'll send streaming hot tears of magma down your remorseful face? Then Instant Regret Burning Hot Peanuts are surely the perfect molten munchies for you. You nutter.

Not your average boring bar snack, God no. These painfully powerful peanuts have been generously coated with a 1 million Scoville Naga Chilli mix and if you value your taste-buds even in the slightest, we wouldn't recommend shovelling handful after handful into your mouth.

Make no mistake, these nuts are excessively hot and will be a veritable inferno for even the most seasoned connoisseurs of combustible cuisine!

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Please Note: Product Features:
  • CAUTION: Burning Hot Peanuts contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
  • CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
  • CAUTION: This sauce has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts, although that'll be the least of your worries once you try some.
  • DO NOT go overboard. Test your tolerance, otherwise you may ruin your quiet pint.
  • DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don't like them.
  • DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery... or any machinery.
  • DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
  • DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
  • DO NOT Place on sensitive areas of unsuspecting people's bodies.
  • Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter.
  • May contain nuts (and pain)
  • Suitable for vegetarians
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
  • Tin contains 80g of burning hot peanuts
  • Tin measures approximately 11cm(H) x 8cm(Ø)

Customer Reviews

These taste really nice but their not that hot. . If you want something crazy hot buy the instant regret chocolate!
Rob - 13th February 2014
Nice heat for a change (most chili peanuts I cant taste the chill) a bit metallic, but then it's extract. Going to take them down the pub to test them on my mates as most of them won't go near my chill sauces (before I scoff the lot).
Malcolm John Dixon - 3rd January 2014
These are Brilliant! Has a nice Fiery kick to them!
Jack - 20th December 2013
Unless you are a serious heat lover these will hurt! Great flavour but serious heat that builds even for a hard core chilli lover like me!
Rob - 17th October 2013
The peanuts have a fairheat. It starts off with a nice burn and then build up to a robust, fiery peak. But at no point did I feel like the nuts hated me and wanted to make my life miserable. Quite tasty and no regrets with this can.
Stefan - 28th August 2013
Firebox says: Some people are just immune to the heat of these, we spent most of our time crying in the foetal position after eating these. Stefan, we doff our hats to you good sir!