Smartphones are all well and good, but who wants to hold a slim, ergonomic, painstakingly designed piece of plastic to their ear?
What you really want is a mouthpiece/earpiece combo perfectly placed for the optimum aural experience, the reassuring heft of a handle and of course, a curly cable for twirling while you talk. When you really think about it, telephone design basically peaked in the '80s.
As if that wasn't enough it's covered in denim, the greatest fabric in the universe.
Smartphone not included
1/4" cable plugs directly into your headphone socket