Don’t act like you don’t know who he is, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. He’s the star of such memorable blockbusters as Super Hornio Brothers, Homo Erectus and who can forget his sterling work in Debbie Does Dallas Part II? Ladies & Gentleman, we present, Ron Jeremy and his latest alcoholic masterpiece, Ron de Jeremy Spiced Rum .
Taking some downtime from appearing in high-class *ahem*, top shelf productions, Ron has once again turned his hand to the drinks business and this time blesses us with an incredible spiced rum featuring ‘a long, smooth taste’.
The word ‘Ron’ directly translates to ‘Rum’ in Spanish, so Mr Jeremy would’ve been foolish to specialise in anything but a delicious Panamanian tipple and my word, does he specialise. Ron de Jeremy Spiced Rum is made from all natural ingredients and blended with fine spices to deliver the most delectable beverage whether served with a mixer or straight-up.
Whatever you do, don’t mistake this for just another run-of-the-mill bottle of celebrity-endorsed booze. Ron de Jeremy Spiced packs a navy-strength 47% ABV to set it apart from its supermarket counterparts. Don’t settle for anything less. Drink Ron.