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Blue Sky Candy

Crystal menth

Blue Sky Candy

Crystal menth

$12.59
 
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  •  Worldwide Exclusive: Cooked up in the Firebox Lab
  •  99.1% Pure
  •  Large chunks of delicious candy
  •  Blue colour makes it easily identifiable against the competition
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Everyone needs a hobby, a little something on the side to break up the mundane nine to five. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a high school chemistry teacher experiencing the biggest mid-life crisis imaginable or a deadbeat student with nothing but time on your hands; we all need a side-project.

Cooked up in the Firebox lab under strictly controlled conditions, Blue Sky Candy is authentic looking peppermint rock candy inspired by the hit series Breaking Bad. Sure, some could say we’re stepping on the toes of the competition, encroaching on turf that doesn’t yet belong to us but that’s because we’ve got the product to back it up.

Coming in at 99.1% chemically pure, we’re manufacturing some serious weight, allowing us to offer these 4.5oz bags at street value. Distributed using trusted yet completely secretive methods, we bring our product directly to you, hassle free. So break off a chunk and enjoy some quality crystal menth… just don’t tell the narcos.

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Please Note:
  • WARNING: Made in factory that handles nuts, may contain nut traces
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
  • This is NOT actually crystal meth
  • Fried chicken paraphernalia not included
  • Most effective in moderation, look after those teeth kids.
Product Features:
  • Worldwide Exclusive: Cooked up in the Firebox Lab
  • Large chunks of delicious candy
  • Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose, Oil of Peppermint, Colour E133
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 9cm(W) x 17cm(H) x 3cm(D)
  • Contains approximately 130g

Customer Reviews

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This is the purest and the best crystal you're gonna find.
Heisenberg, Alberquerque - 30th August 2014
Looks so rad, but tastes like a cough sweet. It may be blue but it's the bomb.
Kieren, Torquay - 27th August 2014
Best customer service I've ever received. Polite and upbeat staff made this purchase a delight and I am pleased to say that after buying this Blue Sky candy as a little gift for my boyfriend, I decided to treat myself to something a little more extravagant. Looking forward to popping Blue Sky under the night sky.... Counting down the days until my Star Theatre Planetarium arrives!
Nathalie, Leicester - 30th January 2014
Some good stuff yo! Science Bitch!
Jesse, Party House Yo! - 30th December 2013
Just got these delivered to work. Probably not the best idea...now all my colleagues want a taste. Well done Firebox on a quality product and great delivery. This sh*t is the bomb yo!
Martin, London...Bi*ch - 19th December 2013
*Dings bell*.
Hector 'Tio' Salamanca, Casa Tranquila, Albuquerque - 30th November 2013
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